The world's shortest fairy tale

[maddragoness]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"

The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The end.

Comments

[roguequixotic]

lmao!!!!

[kamera_shy]

Indeed. Very funny.