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by limitedbythesky
maddox_dixon's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 20% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 06:50:59 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:19:18 PM
Alco Money! : $ 227
Guests of Honour
maddox_dixon is a crestfallen Atheist. maddox_dixon drank 18 Stouts.
wesleybroderick is a fiery Hindu and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. wesleybroderick drank 14 Mint Juleps.
jesse_martin is a powerless Liberal Christian. jesse_martin drank 1 Cosmopolitan, 1 Kahlua.
belle_wren is a powerless Taoist and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns. belle_wren drank 1 Mescal.
hannah_salix is an overwrought Fundementalist Christian who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. hannah_salix decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
liacallahan is a disconsolate Muslim. liacallahan drank 7 Brandys.
steph_mccoy is a vile Taoist. steph_mccoy decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jul_agate is a bummed out Atheist. jul_agate drank 4 Sambuccas, 7 Vermouths, 1 Tequila, 2 Aligator Bites.
natalie_corwin is a constipated Atheist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. natalie_corwin drank 4 Whiskeys.
Sick!
4 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to maddox_dixon's kitchen floor!
Fights
As per usual natalie_corwin was the first person to pass out in the party - hannah_salix tried to captalise on this by flogging the alcoholic to near-death with the King James Version. natalie_corwin is currently making a steady recovery in hospital.
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of hannah_salix and liacallahan. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
maddox_dixon was by far the most pissed by the end of the night and even admitted to being
rather partial to the odd Coldplay track.
Random Events
steph_mccoy moaned continually throughout the evening, calling jul_agate a dirty sober bastard. jul_agate
proceeded to beat steph_mccoy with a claw hammer.
maddox_dixon had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
During a somewhat turbulent game of scrabble wesleybroderick told liacallahan to "Fuck your triple word score, yer daft mongoose bastard!" before pelting them with the plastic letters.
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by limitedbythesky
maddox_dixon's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 17% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:09:24 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 02:29:25 PM
Alco Money! : $ 174
Guests of Honour
jesse_martin is a schizophrenic Fundementalist Christian who spends their Sundays running around other farmers fields threatening bemused cattle with golf clubs. jesse_martin decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
bethsnyders is a vicious Muslim and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator who enjoys mugging frail old ladies and stealing their bus passes. bethsnyders drank 14 Mescals, 4 Mint Juleps, 1 Irish Cream, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
madame_russiani is a catty Fundementalist Christian who regularly steals money from charity. madame_russiani decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
alex_departie is an obnoxious Atheist who bites at cats randomly in the street. alex_departie drank 8 Absinthes.
hazeleyedkenzie is a melancholy Wiccan. hazeleyedkenzie drank 5 Ales.
maddox_dixon is a repugnant Liberal Christian who would sell their soul for one night of passion with Hitler. maddox_dixon decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
lore_wellington is an edgy Liberal Christian. lore_wellington drank 1 Vodka, 2 Coffee Liqueurs.
prof_dillingham is a horrid Fundementalist Christian. prof_dillingham decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
ravenjackson is a sexually repressed Wiccan. ravenjackson drank 5 Rums, 1 Aftershock.
alex_varian is a repugnant Fundementalist Christian. alex_varian decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rosalind_alleyn is an unfortunate Taoist. rosalind_alleyn drank 1 Kahlua.
prof_chandler is a chirpy Buddhist. prof_chandler drank 2 Sambuccas, 3 Sherrys, 1 Hot Toddy.
Sick!
Well it must have been a good party! A total of 2 people barfed everywhere including bethsnyders, alex_departie.
Fights
ravenjackson managed to provoke a frenzied attack from alex_varian after mocking their saviour ouija board. 'Jesus? Are you there? Are there pretzels in Heaven? Yes or No?' jested ravenjackson
maddox_dixon's party ended in disaster after alex_departie suggested that alex_varian fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
madame_russiani and ravenjackson now seem to be inseperable after giving into temptation and romping like two love starved hogs over maddox_dixon's parents couch!
The Drunkest
You bethsnyders, my dear fellow are a true alcoholic! You do love your dizzy juice dont ye!
Random Events
prof_dillingham made violent love with maddox_dixon on top of the television.
prof_dillingham broke into hazeleyedkenzie's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of prof_dillingham's earring collection.
Happy New Year!
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by limitedbythesky
maddox_dixon's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 17% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 12:11:53 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:18:54 PM
Alco Money! : $ 280
Guests of Honour
dakota_paige is a radiant Hindu and a newbie drinker. dakota_paige drank 8 Hot Toddys, 4 Kahluas, 7 Lagers.
maddox_dixon is a despicable Fundementalist Christian and a newbie boozer who irks everyone with their overly dismal outlook on life. maddox_dixon decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
cassanovaluke is a despicable Hindu. cassanovaluke drank 17 Poteens, 2 Everclears, 1 Absinthe.
bewitched_sam_ is a psychotic Fundementalist Christian. bewitched_sam_ decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
prof_dillingham is a possessed Fundementalist Christian and the worlds worst would-be bar manager who irks everyone with their overly dismal outlook on life. prof_dillingham decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
derek_bly is a graceful Muslim and a fiery pint monster. derek_bly drank 3 Vodkas, 10 Ales.
rosalind_alleyn is a graceful Wiccan. rosalind_alleyn drank 12 Poteens.
alex_varian is an upbeat Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. alex_varian drank 17 Tequilas, 2 White Russians, 1 Vodka.
ella_rain is a constipated Liberal Christian. ella_rain drank 2 Coffee Liqueurs.
belle_wren is an abhorrent Liberal Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. belle_wren drank 2 Hot Toddys.
Sick!
Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 4 portions in fact!
Fights
prof_dillingham was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of rosalind_alleyn at a party hosted by someone known only as maddox_dixon. rosalind_alleyn was burnt at the stake at maddox_dixon's home sometime around 04:37:15 AM.
alex_varian and prof_dillingham got into a brutal fist fight after alex_varian made a flippant remark along the lines of 'If God has a dick, I basically think we are all fucked'.
Lovers
Whilst it may seem like their relationship is doomed to a one night stand, we sincerely hope that both dakota_paige and alex_varian will see the light and become eternal snugglebunnys.
The Drunkest
dakota_paige when you catch yourself drinking at funerals, you know you are in trouble!
Random Events
cassanovaluke brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
dakota_paige broke into cassanovaluke's fathers car when they were but a nipper, driving it at 100mph down the wrong side of a dual carriageway!
Happy New Year!
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