The Battle Of Little Britain - Round 2
Back on the Isle of Pie, Welsh bumboy Dafydd Thomas is starting to feel rather uncomfortable...
Dafydd tries in vain to give himself some room in his PVC hotpants, wincing as they chafe him more with every step he takes. In one hand he graps the broken Bacardi bottle by its handle, wishing he had some of its contents to drink for courage.
Surely gays don't have to take part in these horrible games?
As the PVC-clad welshman continues to fidget with his too-tight pants, he fails to notice a trail of something yellow and rather pungent. By the time he's picked up on the smell it's far too late.
"Heeeeeeeeeelp!" He cries as his plastic clothes send him sliding down the trail of urine. As he flails his arms around in panic, the Bacardi bottle flies out of his hands.
At the end of the yellow trail Dafydd crashes into the body of an old woman, the bottle sticking out of her back.
Gays should definitely not have to do this.
And so our first killer emerges! But who will be the next to go? Will Dafydd strike again? Will Bubbles get her revenge on Desiree? Will Emily and Florence get into a cat-fight?
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Poll Battle Of Little Britain - Round 2
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