grey's anatomy/private practice smut-a-thon

[maddisonislove]

This a smut-a-thon. Crack!Ships are encouraged. RL ships are as well. All is acceptable but mark/lexie and addison/sam. Comment with prompts and reply to fill them!

Let's write some porn.

Completed Porn (For easy access):

Self Porn

Addison: Vibrator

Couple Porn

Mark/Addison: "Your husband is sleeping in the room next to us"

Mark/Addison: "Tell that cunt to eat shit and die"

Mark/Addison: Scars down her back

Mark/Addison: Scars down her back (Version 2)

Mark/Addison: "Where haven't we had sex?"

Mark/Addison: "I fucking hate you"

Mark/Addison: "Will you still want to have sex with me when i'm all pregnant?"

Mark/Addison: Sex on his office desk in NYC with Derek next door

Mark/Addison: Rough sex

Mark/Addison: Crying doesn't make it better, sex makes it better

Mark/Addison: Derek comes home but his pager beeps and he has to go back the hospital. He never finds out about the sex.

Mark/Addison: In your wedding dress

Mark/Addison: "You're bigger than I imagined"

Derek/Addison: First time

Amelia/Meredith: It's like clockwork, she christens everyone that Derek is fucking.

Mark/Charlotte: "This is how we do it down south"

Mark/Derek:"You were my first handjob"

Real Life Porn

Kate/Neil: "Do you remember that time I came to your boyfriend release?"

Kate/Eric: Sex while filming the crossover

Kate/Eric: "I don't think this is what they meant by get to know each other"

Kate/Eric: "Do you think it's coincidence that I left when you did?"

Kate/Eric: "You wanna read dirty fanfiction with me?"