Dream Interpretations

[maddgoddess]

I will interpret ANYONE'S dream for free. Describe. NOW.

There these rules:

1) It MUST BE A REAL DREAM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
2) Please specify

a) non-sensical bullshit interpretation or
b) legit bullshit

And remember kiddies, no one is stupid enough to give me a license for ANYTHING. I just think I know it all...

Comments

[glassofjaw]

Okay, here goes.

I had this dream where I was flying this handglider type thing.

I passed betwee two mountains. Jesus was on one. Satan on the other.

They both laughed at me and my glider started to crash into a lake.

Then I woke up.

[maddgoddess]

at the time the dream took place you either were about to take a course of action that excited you, or had already done so.

the devil and jesus laughed because you failed to listen to your inner warnings that you might be doing something foolish or ignored good advice from someone to not follow through with it.

the mountains indicate that there was no way to change that particular course of action and the consequences were inevitable. I.E. there was no turning back at that time.

[glassofjaw]

Really.

Well I just made all that up.

I guess I will have to put a real dream up here I guess....

[maddgoddess]

well now, that WOULD have been the interpretation HAD IT BEEN A LEGIT DREAM!!!

can I call you a fag-nut?