Guess who's back?

[maddestofthemad]

Ugghh... what a nap. God damn, kid. That's the last time I lend you any of my power until you're ready to stop being such a puss and return the favor. I feel like shit.

...wait a minute. Holy freakin' hell, I can move my limbs! This better not be a joke, I swear to god. If this is the work of that old hag, someone's getting a blade shoved up their

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[icaststhespells]

But... But you were gone. I was- I was happy!

[maddestofthemad]

Alright, enough of this vague shit. Someone tell me what's going on here before I start blowing things up.

[icaststhespells]

You were here before, but then you were gone, and it was awesome, and now you're back, and urge to destroy world rising.

[maddestofthemad]

I don't know about all that other crap, but every second I spend listening to your vague rambling is making my urge to destroy the world rise for damn sure. Details, carrothat. You can't be talking about Haephnes.

[icaststhespells]

What the hell have you been smoking? If this is a trick, I ain't buyin' it.

This place is the Netherworld, we all got pulled here by some uber-demon named Baal. You showed up around the same time I did, but then you disappeared a few months ago and now you're back and it sucks ass.

[maddestofthemad]

Uber demon Baal? What the hell have you been smoking? You're not just bullshitting me, right?

[icaststhespells]

I guess he must have given you amnesia or something. Eh, don't worry about it. Bygones be bygones, and all that.

[maddestofthemad]

Oh hell no, you're not getting off that easily. If you did something to piss me off a few months ago, I wanna know about it. So come clean.

[icaststhespells]

Me? I didn't do anything. We barely knew each other, in fact.

[maddestofthemad]

Gee, you're probably right. After all, going out of your way to shit on someone you barely ever made contact with makes total sense.

[icaststhespells]

Well, obviously.

[maddestofthemad]

Wise-ass, huh? So what, are you trying to get to the top of my to-kill list or something? Cause I have no problem rearranging it for you. I've been waiting to unload on someone for two hundred freakin' years, buddy. I won't hesitate.

[icaststhespells]

I wasn't being sarcastic.

[maddestofthemad]

I was.

[icaststhespells]

You don't know me very well, do you.

[maddestofthemad]

Hell no, and I don't plan on letting you live long enough to get to know you, either.