Guess who's back?

[maddestofthemad]

Ugghh... what a nap. God damn, kid. That's the last time I lend you any of my power until you're ready to stop being such a puss and return the favor. I feel like shit.

...wait a minute. Holy freakin' hell, I can move my limbs! This better not be a joke, I swear to god. If this is the work of that old hag, someone's getting a blade shoved up their

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[ttlyanoracle]

If you expect to control and/or destroy this world, you're sadly mistaken.

Love the confidence, though.

[maddestofthemad]

Oh yeah? And just whose gonna stop me? Some midget ice fairy in a bad Halloween costume? Seriously, are those supposed to be horns or cat ears?

[ttlyanoracle]

Try the second most powerful Overlord in the known cosmos.

And they're horns, thanks. I can gore you on them if you'd like to find out first-hand. ♥

[maddestofthemad]

Whatever you wanna call yourself doesn't make the slightest difference to me. They don't call me the Indestructible Gig for nothing. Go ahead and try; see what happens.

[ttlyanoracle]

If you're really indestructible, then you're too useful to get rid of. I need a new power-puppet anyway, since my last one up and vanished.

[maddestofthemad]

Power-puppet? Like hell you're talking about me that way. I'm nobodies puppet, got it? I should kill you for that.

[ttlyanoracle]

I think now would be my turn to say 'go ahead and try; see what happens.'

There are ways to break an attitude like yours, though. You'll never even know you're not even pulling your own strings anymore.

[maddestofthemad]

I don't know whether to laugh or take offense to that. Don't start pissing me off now, I was just in a good mood.

[ttlyanoracle]

Neither, but take offense if you want. I love it when someone with potential struggles. It gives me an excuse to really hurt them.

[maddestofthemad]

And I love it when someone thinks they're hot shit. It gives more meaning to the epic beatdown I get to give them for it.

[ttlyanoracle]

Good thing I don't have to just think how great I am, then, hm?

[maddestofthemad]

Look at it this way. It doesn't matter how great you were before; now that I'm here, you're nothing but a second-rate ice fairy to my giant fire breathing dragon god of death and destruction!