I'm drunk and...
I'm so bored, the TV has become my friend. I see now how millions of Americans have entrusted their lives over to the TV box. We get to live lives through the charaters portrayed, that we only wish we could live. We get to have friends and lovers that we can only dream of. We get to laugh and cry with these TV charcters to create some sort of meaning to our mundane lives that we can only wish to achieve. That's the subconscious epiphany right there! We let the TV tell us what the meaning of life is, so we can go on working our 50 hour weeks and living like a robot who only emits the emotion that the TV teaches us to feel. Go to hell TV.