the lesbians are dangerous
haha jk, because lesbians almost killed me and i am bitter.
I was riding my bike home from class while listening to my ipod, while talking to elyse on the phone. When all of a sudden i glance across the street ans see two women making out, this causes me to stare, (i was making sure they both had breasts)
i then realize there is a car behind me and swerve to avoid it, when i realze im swerving into a truck, so i jump off the bike and cartwheel onto the grassy knoll. IT was soo much fun, ps- i maintained my conversation with elyse the whole time, and then realized the chain came off my bike. fuck! that sucked.
Well i almost died and its because hot lesbians were making out in public.
And if u were wondering i could have been seriously injured had my erection gotten caught in my bike chain, (ok i didnt have one yet but it was coming not cumming, )
I was riding my bike home from class while listening to my ipod, while talking to elyse on the phone. When all of a sudden i glance across the street ans see two women making out, this causes me to stare, (i was making sure they both had breasts)
i then realize there is a car behind me and swerve to avoid it, when i realze im swerving into a truck, so i jump off the bike and cartwheel onto the grassy knoll. IT was soo much fun, ps- i maintained my conversation with elyse the whole time, and then realized the chain came off my bike. fuck! that sucked.
Well i almost died and its because hot lesbians were making out in public.
And if u were wondering i could have been seriously injured had my erection gotten caught in my bike chain, (ok i didnt have one yet but it was coming not cumming, )