its a love/hate thing.

Mar 22, 2008 02:17


i like rough sex.
i hate pity sex.

i like men who know they have a chance with me.
i hate men who think they have a chance with me.

i like diluted milo.
i hate narrow-minded prudes.

i love my mommy.
i hate racequeens.

i like back dimples.

i hate most real-life white people.

i like nip/tuck.
i hate heroes.

i like being home after being somewhere strange for awhile.
i hate having no where to stay at night.

i like touching my boobs.
i hate morning-afters.

i like partying.
i hate (the process of) bathing (alone).

i like salty food.
i hate sweet and sour anything.

i like malboro reds.
i hate visroy anything.

i like the smell of petrol.
i hate hate hate birks.

i like rain.
i hate hot days.

i like the smell of freshly printed lecture notes.
i hate wedgies.

i like chicken wings.
i hate cheese. (except feta)

i like my skin.
i hate my cheeks.

i like people who make an effort not to go out in shorts.
i hate cheap cologne.

i like champagne.
i hate red wine.

i like to look at skinny pretty girls.
i hate to look at ugly fat girls.

i like honesty.
i hate beat-around-the-bush-going-nowhere-god-do-you-want-to-fuck-already-or-not??? juvenile flirting games.

i like lying down.
i hate walking.

i like being young.
i hate growing old.

i like going to school.
i hate the prospect of having to work someday.

i love beautiful babies.
i dont like devil looking babies.

i like playing with my tongue stud in public just to see the looks on old people's faces.
i hate carrots.

and lastly
i love you;
but i hate you too.

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