Born to Lead
I've alway thought that being the president must suck a lot. I certainly wouldn't want to be president.
But I really think if it came down to it Paris Hilton could be president. She's used to being shredded into bloody pieces and served on toast by journalists already. I'd say most of the world thinks we're jack-asses anyway. How much damage could she really do? It's not like she'd be given free rein to do whatever the hells she wanted. There are a lot of other government officials to poke her in the directions she's "supposed" to go. And we'd all get free mani-pedis for Christmas, courtesy of the White House. Well, Pink House.
I'd prefer Obama, but if push comes to shove, I'll take Hilton over McCain.
But I really think if it came down to it Paris Hilton could be president. She's used to being shredded into bloody pieces and served on toast by journalists already. I'd say most of the world thinks we're jack-asses anyway. How much damage could she really do? It's not like she'd be given free rein to do whatever the hells she wanted. There are a lot of other government officials to poke her in the directions she's "supposed" to go. And we'd all get free mani-pedis for Christmas, courtesy of the White House. Well, Pink House.
I'd prefer Obama, but if push comes to shove, I'll take Hilton over McCain.