I'll shake your spear.

Mar 15, 2007 20:57

Bazzi: "So Tasha, how's your scrotum piercing doing?" 
Tasha: "It's healing well, thanks."
Bazzi: "Does it help with the anal sex?"
Tasha: "It hurt at first. But with enough lube it's quite nice."

(...I don't actually have a scrotum piercing.)

***************************************later..

Two druggies in Chinatown: "WE NEED 50 CENTS. I'LL GIVE YOU SMOKES."

We give them 45 cents.

Two druggies in Chinatown: "WE LIED, WE NEED A DOLLAR."

Bazzi, Helena, Tasha: "We don't have any more money....."

One druggie (let's call him Frank.): "I'M FROM VAGINA."

Bazzi: "You mean Regina?"

Frank: "NO! VAGINA. AND I'VE BEEN

TRYING TO GET BACK THERE FOR

YEARS!"

Both giggle and run away.

God I love the crazies.


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