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[madarame_i]

Abarai.

If you got the time to dick around with Kira, you got the time to train or do real captain work. I don't want to hear about this war between you two again.

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[howls_at_stars]

[--! Ouch. Ikkaku hasn't called him by his surname for decades.]

...You got a problem with the fact that I got time to do more'n one thing at once, Madarame? I dare ya to point out somethin' on my To-Do I ain't done.

[Private to Ikkaku-san]
You know, if ya just talked to me before you decided to bitch in public, y'might be surprised to learn I ain't the fuckin' slacker everybody instinctively thinks I am.

[madarame_i]

Yeah. I do. There a people dying and your fucking around.

I ain't never called you a slacker. Never thought you were. Just tired of hearing your shit.

[[*sad face* He's so upset about Sasakibe. Fun is not allowed.]]

[Private to Ikkaku-san//unhackable]

[howls_at_stars]

You need'a read more comic books, my friend. Sure, Kira started it as a joke, but it's actually turned out to be a great cover for exchanging some sensitive information. I ain't fuckin' around, Ikkaku-san; I ain't ever been more serious.

Lemme know if ya need a hand with anything, okay?

[[Don't be sad, Ikkaku. D: Come have a drink!]]

[Private to Ikkaku/Renji//unhackable] Voice

[madarame_i]

Ah...shit man. I'm a fuckin' wreck. I don't mean ta yell at ya. Feel like a woman over here. I ain't happy, ain't sad. Ain't hot, ain't cold.

I am not anything.

How the hell could I not see he was sick? I let the bastard die! Not a captain for more than a few months and shit hits the fan. . .

The fuck is wrong with me?

[Private to Ikkaku-san//unhackable//VOICE]

[howls_at_stars]

S'fine, man. Don't worry about it. I ain't a little girl--I can handle bein' snapped at by an overwrought pal.

Ain't nothin' wrong with you; you didn't let him die. He ain't the first one this thing's killed--hopefully he'll be the last, but the lousy fact'a the matter is we dunno. Weren't your fault--weren't nobody's fault. But I know how it feels to think it's all yours...

Me an' Kira been tryin' to work some shit out...but we dunno who's to blame for this, and what with Ichimaru havin' been hangin' around, we didn't want nobody knowin' we're even lookin', you know? So keep it under yer hat. We'll figure this out. And seriously, holler if ya need anything.

[Private to Ikkaku/Renji//unhackable//VOICE] <--Kari, don't touch. It's happy the way it is!!! <3

[madarame_i]

Yeah. Got it.

Hat? You implying I got something to hide?

[Private to Ikkaku/Renji//unhackable//VOICE] *POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE*

[howls_at_stars]

Wha--no! I mean now I told you, do don't tell nobody. You're an official co-conspirator now.