I've been having a lot of crazy Doctor Who dreams lately. Last night I dreamed the Master turned into a dwarf (omg possibly a CHIBI reference?? D:) and he could only be consoled by being smothered in my gigantic anime balloon breasts.
Answers for
sam42:
1) If David Tennant wanted a snog, would you oblige, despite being taken?
Oh God I'm so sorry for answering this so quickly but FUCK YES OMG PLZ NOW. Of course, I'd have to let
mythchief snog Christina Ricci or whoever he wants in turn.
2) How many states have you visited? How many states have you lived in?
Hmm, have visited: Alabama, Mississippi, Kansas, Arkansas, Oregon, Florida, New York (airport), Illinois, Indiana, Nevada. I haved lived in: Texas, Colorado, Louisiana, California, Oklahoma. I was born in Ecuador because my parents were living there at the time. Dad was with an oil company so we moved around.
3) You get to declare one law that must be upheld worldwide. What is your wish?
MY ROYAL EDICT IS: every single person has to be provided with a decent education. A comprehensive knowledge of literature, philosophy, and the arts is mandatory. Drama/Lit departments will not be cut from any school curriculum, and will be treated with equal importance as sports programs. Science classes will teach SCIENCE, and religion will remain in philosophy courses. Math will be...a necessary evil. ;)
4) Delgado, Ainley, and Simm. Cliff, shag, marry?
AUGH. Fuck. Simm for marry, because then I could presumably shag him whenever I want, Ainley for shag, because he amuses me with his crazy and he'd probably be a fun one-time fuck, and Delgado for cliff ONLY BECAUSE I REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH OF HIM YET SORRY SORRY SORRY.
5) The Doctor has defeated the latest alien threat. Unfortunately, the threat turned out to be your dog. You are inconsolable. He asks if there is anything he can do to help. What do you ask of him?
NOOO NOT MY POOBLES!!!! ;_; HE'S NOT EVIL, JUST MISUNDERSTOOD! Sigh, ok then...he must have a threesome with me and Simm!Master. And then we all must cuddle YES WE WILL ALL CUDDLE DAMN IT! Then he must take me on as a companion, spend most of his time being sweet to me, "consoling" me, telling me how clever and amazing I am, and making the sexy Ten fuck-me eyes at me. And he has to use the Sexy Growly Voice at least once an hour.