Random pics lying around on my cell phone
It feels good to purge the contents of one's camera phone. So liberating, cleansing...cathartic, even.
My Pedegg with foot shavings (there was a lot more of it originally, but some got blown away when I sneezed) and a few used Biore strips. This is what I call a thrilling Saturday night.
Funny little Lupin III-like car from the Honda dealership
Funny little "Mobile Macsters" car from the Drug Warehouse parking lot. Those Mac people are freaks.
Uncle Bob's retirement party cake
I got this cool little fan from Walgreens that you can program LED messages into. Awesome, yes?
So I can stay on the good side of the S.O.
My dog (chubby poodle, foreground right) playing with the extremely energetic dog from next door.
I didn't intentionally take a photo of this. Neither of them would sit still. I just got...lucky?
Best pic I got that day.
It's hard out there for a pimpknight
Totally unintentional (but hilarious) pic of random woman's crack
And there it is again
REN FAIRE HORS W00000T
"And the Maypole is representative of WHAT, class?" "PHALLIC SYMBOL PHALLIC SYMBOL PHALLIC SYMBOL"
Totally intentional pic of my fiance's ass (identity concealed to protect the wicked)
He was oogling this trebuchet. He LOVES trebuchets. Hmm, wonder why...it's just a gigantic, swinging piece of wood that can hurl its load several hundred feet.
Hump rides for sale
P-COCK
Not Johnny Depp
The actually quite entertaining and talented "Jolly Rogers".
They're a pirate boy band who sing naughty sea shanties. Their big finale was a cool song naming every conceivable alcoholic beverage, which these two kids in the audience knew by heart. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be pirates.
A message to my tv: You're not fooling ME George Michael. I can see how much you've aged through those big-ass indoor designer shades. Can we just crown David Archuleta the woobiest American Idol ever already and go home? ETA: YES! OMG! Justice has prevailed and the universe makes sense for a change! Best AI finale EVER.
My Pedegg with foot shavings (there was a lot more of it originally, but some got blown away when I sneezed) and a few used Biore strips. This is what I call a thrilling Saturday night.
Funny little Lupin III-like car from the Honda dealership
Funny little "Mobile Macsters" car from the Drug Warehouse parking lot. Those Mac people are freaks.
Uncle Bob's retirement party cake
I got this cool little fan from Walgreens that you can program LED messages into. Awesome, yes?
So I can stay on the good side of the S.O.
My dog (chubby poodle, foreground right) playing with the extremely energetic dog from next door.
I didn't intentionally take a photo of this. Neither of them would sit still. I just got...lucky?
Best pic I got that day.
It's hard out there for a pimpknight
Totally unintentional (but hilarious) pic of random woman's crack
And there it is again
REN FAIRE HORS W00000T
"And the Maypole is representative of WHAT, class?" "PHALLIC SYMBOL PHALLIC SYMBOL PHALLIC SYMBOL"
Totally intentional pic of my fiance's ass (identity concealed to protect the wicked)
He was oogling this trebuchet. He LOVES trebuchets. Hmm, wonder why...it's just a gigantic, swinging piece of wood that can hurl its load several hundred feet.
Hump rides for sale
P-COCK
Not Johnny Depp
The actually quite entertaining and talented "Jolly Rogers".
They're a pirate boy band who sing naughty sea shanties. Their big finale was a cool song naming every conceivable alcoholic beverage, which these two kids in the audience knew by heart. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be pirates.
A message to my tv: You're not fooling ME George Michael. I can see how much you've aged through those big-ass indoor designer shades. Can we just crown David Archuleta the woobiest American Idol ever already and go home? ETA: YES! OMG! Justice has prevailed and the universe makes sense for a change! Best AI finale EVER.