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Today I went rollerblading, as I was rollerblading I passed this tree, and all of a sudden something struck me on the head. It was that damn bird that attacked me last summer! Once again she attacked me as i rollerbladed past her tree on the bikepath. I come to find from Chuck that he too has been attacked by this menacing bird and has seen it attack others. This is my second time being attacked. It fucking hurt. And I better not get bird flu. Something has to be done about this bird. I was just minding my own damn business. Now Im afraid to rollerblade there.