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May 29, 2010 19:31

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Redone timeline for Blood+ )

sigh, info, timeline, canon

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astronomia May 29 2010, 23:48:21 UTC
Maaaaaaaaaaan. Impressive, very much so. And it sounds better the way you put it.

Riku becomes Saya's Chevalier.
Riku dies.

I dunno why but that part makes me laugh.

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madamemoiselle May 29 2010, 23:50:45 UTC
Thank you! And I could write this in pig latin and it would still be more impressive and sensible than the canon one. They got...so many dates completely wrong. SIGH.

IT WAS IN THE SPAN OF A COUPLE MONTHS. Diva doesn't waste time lusting after little boy peen.

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astronomia May 29 2010, 23:52:49 UTC
It sounds like Russia and WWII are especially bad. Somehow I'm amused they got the Vietnam part wrong. That's like...three seconds of google.

Hey it's only little boy peen for a few years. She's gotta move fast.

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madamemoiselle May 29 2010, 23:55:51 UTC
Russia is...very bad. Like it wouldn't be so bad if Adagio was just like an AU side material, but it's canon side material. And they got the dates really really wrong. WWII isn't as bad as Russia, since it's really just a couple years off if you go by a precise "thirty years" thing, but...really???
The Vietnam part is weird, too, because it's the date the US entered the War, but no one lists that as the starting date.

Technically, since he became a Chevalier, he was stuck as a shota forever. So she could have taken her sweet time, but. Why wait?

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astronomia May 30 2010, 00:00:41 UTC
Poor Russia. It seems like such an interesting part of Diva's life, too. And that really is amusing.

See Diva, you should have just kept that to tap forever.

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madamemoiselle May 30 2010, 00:10:42 UTC
I THINK SO. It's basically Diva wanting to be the little girl and then going "fuck that I just want some ass"

alas, she does dumb things when she's turned on

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astronomia May 30 2010, 00:12:17 UTC
Diva is clearly the basis of Lolita.

And that makes me think of her later like "D: oh damn."

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madamemoiselle May 30 2010, 00:13:28 UTC
Would anyone be surprised?

That would have happened, had she not got knocked up. Then she was just like 'Eh good enough.'

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