Phew. So, the super confusing mega crime family storyline is done. So, let's look at the CCON students who are FINALLY graduating.
First up is the dorm containing Melba Bendett, Salvatore DeTreville, and Huey Extreme.
Melba must be a closeted romance sim. She lip wrestles with out and proud romance sim, Mercy Laide.
And, she makes her moves on. . .
. . .some random blonde chick who I think lived in her dorm.
But then, she became smitten by none other than. . .
. . .Elmira Baena. Be careful, Melba, Elmira is on the rebound after the untimely death of her lover, Isadora DeTreville.
That's right. Nice and slow.
Eventually they get around to. . .
. . .whoops. When Elmira told you she had a craving for muffin, you should have locked the door.
Eh, no big loss. Elmira is your steady anyway.
And even when the local nudist starts shakin his bacon at you, you primly look away. (I'm surprised Huey wasn't all up on that!)
Then again, Huey's mind might still be focused on. . .
. . .his catching the ever horny Salvatore in a compromising position. (in the bathroom with a GIRL! Huey is disgusted).
He's also pissed off.
And gets his ass handed to him. Quit your bawling, Huey. That's what you get for cheating on your long time boyfriend (and Ben Long look alike) Chase (even though Chase is a romance sim and will probably cheat on you and break your silly little heart anyway).
Cosmo Bendett, probably staring down the barrel of a mid-life crisis, starts hanging around the dorm. He just strips down and climbs in to feel the tiny bubbles on his bum.
Salvatore, who I think has nude radar, soon shows up.
And promptly disrobes and joins the good Mr. Bendett. Boiled sausage anyone? Salvatore is obviously happy to discuss how aliens genetics does endow a sim.
Then, just like that, it's time to become adults and get the hell out.
Melba Bendett:
She moves in with her lover, Elmira. I think she'll end up having one bastard offspring by Bill Bui, local dormie ugly boy.
Salvatore DeTreville:
Who's polo style shirt appears to have a two headed giraffe on it? Crazy Maxis. He goes to live with Farquest Galaxy Bendett and Constellation Extreme (more on that later). He may move out of that house and take over the Love Shack recently abandoned by Galacticon Farquest. I'm not sure yet.
And finally, Huey Extreme:
Dear lord. Is his shirt tucked into his underwear? And what's up with the buttons on those jeans? Those look like high school algebra teacher pants. There's really no hope for this boy.
Especially when he decides to live alone and . . .
Yup. Proposes to Chase the first chance he gets. Chase accepts but due to a glitch won't move in. I'll have to work on that. This should be interesting.
Next up, the other dorm (had to break it up since that one has more pics and is a bit more story-like)