CCON Students: Alphonse, Ursula, and Constellation
Now, back to Alphonse et. al. to get them the hell out of college.
As Alphonse is still learning Isadora isn't into what he is offering, Ursula is inside with her boy, Angelo.
She's so wrapped up in Angelo, she doesn't notice Alphonse when he comes into the kitchen.
*Oh, Angelo is so great. Handsome and he has his own place.*
It isn't until she gets up to hug him goodbye that Alphonse notices and is NOT amused.
"What do you think you're getting all pissed about?"
"You, you're hugging that hunky blond guy!"
"Yeah, so what. He's MY man. You think I don't know about all those blond girls you're collecting?"
"I'm sorry about that, Angelo. Alphonse was just leaving."
The next morning, Alphonse tries to make up.
"Ever see a zipper genie?"
"Aww, come on. You love that joke. Those girls are just my friends."
"The genie will miss you while you're gone."
Constellation has been noticing something odd about Alphonse's lady friends as well.
He asks Rebekah what she see's in Alphonse.
"I don't know," is her hollow response.
He tries to engage her with a joke. . .
but her expression hardly changes.
He mentions his discovery to Ursula. But Ursula already knows Alphonse is up to no good.
It's time to take matters into her own hands.
"This is for your own good, Aurora."
"Don't you dare lay a hand on me."
"Alphonse won't want me now that my cheeks are all red from you slapping me and my eyes will be all puffy and. . ."
Ursula can get no where with this one.
She tries calling Alphonse to the phone as Aurora and the cow are just beginning to brawl. But the worm hides on the porch, pretending not to hear her.
She even goes out of her way to try and help Goopy, one of Alphonse's male conquests.
"He's only using you, Goopy. You don't need him, you can do better."
But Goopy's dumb look tells her all she needs to know.
She finally has to confront the man himself.
"You slimey little worm. You may think you're slippery enough to get away with this but. . ."
"You know what's slippery? My worm. When you get all hot and bothered, I get all warm and sticky."
There's just no talking to him.
All she can do is get her diploma and get out.
And she wins the award for Worst Transition Outfit. Might I recommend you have the taxi swing by Mom and Pop Place for some new threads before you go off to live with Angelo.
Constellation fairs much better in the clothing department.
Is that a banana on your shirt or are you just happy to be graduating?
And finally, last but certainly not least, the Professor of Love, Alphonse Bendett.
"Como estas, beetches." Nice nut huggers, Alphonse. This look is too perfect for you.
Phew, that's all nine of them, graduated at last.