Nocheat Update: Ned Senora (part one)
In keeping with the Uglification Challenge non-heir updates, we return once again to Ned Senora.
He lives in a dump of a home with his girlfriend, Edna, and son, Seymour.
Edna is weak against the charms of Galacticon Farquest.
She even invites him to her humble dump.
And completely ignores her son, Seymour, while she fornicates with Galacticon.
Soon, Seymour becomes a toddler.
But that doesn't stop Edna from inviting Galacticon over regularly. Ned even starts to notice Galacticon's constant presence in his home.
Ned is not amused.
"Dude, I'm not cool with you being up in my place all the time."
Watching Edna's ever increasing appetite, Ned starts to wonder. "Damn, she's eating like a trucker all the time, just like when she was preg. . ."
"Dude, what's going on here?"
"Uh, what are you talking about, Ned?"
"Man, you're acting all weird. And why is that bald green guy always over here?"
"I'm. . .waaaaaaaa. . ."
"You're what?"
"p-p-p-preg-naaaaaaaantwaaaahhh."
The new pregnancy takes its toll on Edna and little Seymour.
Thankfully, Seymour becomes a child.
So now he can bathe himself and even get his own snacks.
He can also. . .
. . .splash in a puddle of urine left by his hugely pregnant and incontinent mother. I told you she was a pig.
The new baby arrives.
And Ned may finally understand why Edna was so upset.
"Edna? Why is the new baby green?"
Cue the water works (yup, I used the same pic twice).
Ned takes the news well.
Soon, the baby becomes a toddler.
"Edna? Are you ever going to name her?" Ned accepts the new youngster into the family. His relationship with Edna becomes rather strained though.
It all comes to a head when his mother, Bonita, dies.
Ned returns home from work to a building that looks nothing like the one he left that morning.
The house has SIDING and an awning over the hot tub.
Inside, Ned notices some other none-to-subtle changes.
"Woah! The bathroom has a straight up TUB!"
"Edna, why's the house look so different?"
(again with the waterworks) "You're mom died. . ."
"Yeah, I know. I'm still upset about it too but how'd we get siding on the house?"
"I used the insurance money. . ."
"Dude, you used ALL the money for all this stuff and you didn't ask me?"
Edna is beside herself with guilt. Not only has she cheated on her ever loving boyfriend, she just pissed away the wad of insurance money his mother left him in her will.
That evening she packs up her green daughter and attempts to sneak away.
Ned and Seymour hear her crashing and banging her way out with the baby bed and chase after her.
"Oh man, this totally sucks. Why's my girl running off on me?"
Yes, Ned, this does look very sucky for you, doesn't it?