Nocheat Update: Uglification challenge non-heir Ned Senora
Ned Senora, youngest son of the Uglification Challenge founder Bonita Senora, is all grown up. And he's off living with Edna Baena (non-heir from the Rights of Women Challenge).
Gaze in wonderment at their miniscule update.
"Eeeww, that toilet is jacked up! And you want ME to clean it? Don't you realize I only have two neat points. Cleaning is SO not my bag."
But my messy little Ned does what he's told, all the while wondering how on earth the commode ended up in such a state. (by the way, he age transitioned into that outfit. what a sweet stroke of luck that was.)
Could this have something to do with it?
You can say it. Damn their house is a dump. It really is. They have the perma-grubby bathroom tile and the university style "hose em off and let god sort them out" shower. And both Edna and Ned are HOGS.
And since we just saw why the toilet was such a mess, this next snap will come as no big shocker.
Edna is hatching her first loaf. Ned can't be bothered to even get out of bed. Louse.
*arm pull, arm pull, arm pull* "I have a SON!"
Yes, Ned, you do. And you also don't have any covering on the walls. Why? Because it appears the millionnaire bug has bit the big one. When you moved from downtown to the neighborhood, I was banking on you bringing a load of ill-gotten dough. What did you bring? $1. Yup, one lousy, stinking buck. Could you spare it? So, now that you have your most excellent son and just under two nickels to rub together, what are you going to do?
That's right. Get a job.
And while you're off at work (funny, I've never worked in any business setting where even the mail sorters can show up shirtless), your girlfriend is getting to know the neighbors.
Of all the sims in the neighborhood, she had to meet THIS one. Hmmm, what will happen next? (note: Edna and Ned aren't married, so their son, Seymour, is a Baena, NOT a Senora. So Edna could NEVER have the heir to the Rights of Women challenge. Brazen hussy, having a baby out of wedlock. Grandfather Henry must be spinning in his grave!)