Nocheat Update: The Woodstock Family
Since I regularly play two maxis neighborhoods (Pleasantview and Strangetown) and my custom neighborhood, Nocheat, it gets a bit confusing. So I decided to only regularly update on Nocheat. I will have random updates from other neighborhoods if anything really crazy happens, or if I plant any good Ugly Seed Orphans.
With that said, it's time to for a Woodstock family update:
With Rainbow Woodstock nearing teen-hood, Crunchy Granola and Gaia Earth Mother (G.E.M.) decided it was time for her to learn about the birds and the bees.
Get a good look, innocent Rainbow. You'll be a woman soon and the 10 seconds of rustling bed sheets and mini fireworks display will soon be yours for the having.
No, it's not much to look forward to, now is it? Unless you really wanted a baby brother (yes, that roll in the sheets resulted in the Woodstock's fifth child, Freedom Woodstock).
Right after witnessing her parents making the beast with two backs, Rainbow aged to a teen.
She decided the little girl hair in a bun look was out and opted for hair to match her name.
Her brother, Peace, had a more extreme make-over upon entering teen-hood
He finally washed off that dreadful face paint but replaed it with white foundation and black lipstick. Goth much? He's still fond of the color purple, what with his hair having purple ends and his attachment to a gawdy purple shirt (very un-goth, there, Peace). note: he's in his pj's here
On the heels of the Peace and Rainbow becoming teens, G.E.M. had a toddler delivered from the orphanage.
SAPHRON WOODSTOCK:
Ahh, young Saphron is very Eugenia Bendet-esque. She's also the last of the Ugly Seed Orphans in Nocheat. Never fear, I'm working on a new batch and hope to unveil them soon.
G.E.M. got to know her neighbor, Agnes Row. . .
(what else would they discusss but babies, what with G.E.M. gestating Freedom Woodstock and Agnes being a baby machine herself)
While Crunchy Granola had a make-over:
It was time to lose the dreads and look a bit more presentable to the man so he could incorporate himself into the Establishment. Despite his new look, Crunchy Granola received, and then just as quickly lost, a promotion in his science career track.
But at least his family still loves him. So much so that thay all crowd together into the tiny bathroom to have discussions.
It seems G.E.M. approves of your make-over, Crunchy Granola. Better watch out or you'll end up with another baby. Aren't six kids enough?
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Footnotes: quick family rundown: Crunchy Granola Woodstock and his wife Gaia Earth Mother begat Love (college), Hemp (college), Peace (teen), Rainbow (teen), and Freedom (baby). They also adopted Saphron (toddler).