There are just some days when...
you must spend all day in bed having orgasms. Whether you're alone, with someone else, or more than one someone else, it's just a day for orgasms.
Also known as 'being horny.' Wanna know where I am right now? Work. Alone. With no work to do. And I'm thinking about sex. Gah. And Jason's all tooth-achey. But, he'll be at work today, so I won't be bothering him with my....stress-relieving activities. I'm off for the next two nights, but I had to do some shift-shuffling to get Wednesday off so I could take Jason to get his tooth fixed. Thank ye gods for that...after a bit, high Jason just grates on my nerves. I don't remember being that irritating....maybe if you ask others, though, they'll tell you I was annoying.
I remember when I used to enjoy shark week with a whole week of high-dollar bud. Everyone who loves shark week should try it high.
Listen to me being all pro-pothead.
I don't do that anymore, but there are some days I wish I did. And when I get stomachaches, I always feel compelled to light it up. Best stomach cure EVER.
I'm going to do some morning portable x-rays in the ICU. As soon as I can make myself unwrap this warm blanket from my shoulders and get up off the CT table with my laptop. I am the epitome of a slacker. A pretty well-paid slacker.
I was feeling pretty low at the beginning of this shift, but now I'm feeling better. It could be the fact that I have such freedom here on night shift. Or the prospect of a whole day for masturbation.
Little things, kids. It's always the little things smooshed together that make for a happy life. That's what I've found.
I managed to turn masturbation into a life lesson.
k
P.S. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants.
Also known as 'being horny.' Wanna know where I am right now? Work. Alone. With no work to do. And I'm thinking about sex. Gah. And Jason's all tooth-achey. But, he'll be at work today, so I won't be bothering him with my....stress-relieving activities. I'm off for the next two nights, but I had to do some shift-shuffling to get Wednesday off so I could take Jason to get his tooth fixed. Thank ye gods for that...after a bit, high Jason just grates on my nerves. I don't remember being that irritating....maybe if you ask others, though, they'll tell you I was annoying.
I remember when I used to enjoy shark week with a whole week of high-dollar bud. Everyone who loves shark week should try it high.
Listen to me being all pro-pothead.
I don't do that anymore, but there are some days I wish I did. And when I get stomachaches, I always feel compelled to light it up. Best stomach cure EVER.
I'm going to do some morning portable x-rays in the ICU. As soon as I can make myself unwrap this warm blanket from my shoulders and get up off the CT table with my laptop. I am the epitome of a slacker. A pretty well-paid slacker.
I was feeling pretty low at the beginning of this shift, but now I'm feeling better. It could be the fact that I have such freedom here on night shift. Or the prospect of a whole day for masturbation.
Little things, kids. It's always the little things smooshed together that make for a happy life. That's what I've found.
I managed to turn masturbation into a life lesson.
k
P.S. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants. Listen to Adam and the Ants.