Another story....
"It's MY turn."
"YOUR turn?" Miles sounded like he was gonna snap at anymoment now, Phoenix tell, by the way his voice was straining as to reamin calm. Hell, Phoenix could practically see Edgeworth's throat tightening with the stress, despite the fact that he and Klavier were arguing in Edgewoth's office.
"Ya. You stayed over last night. Now it's MY turn."
"I was watching Trucy for him!"
"Ya, but he was back by ten, no?"
"That doesn't mean anything HAPPENED."
"DID something happen?"
"....."
"....."
"That's besides the point."
Phoenix snorted to himself as he attemted to surpres his laughter. He really couldn't understand why they didn't get along. They both had crazy siblings. They were both raised in Germany. They shared the same flare for the dramatic both in court and attir;, they both seemed to prefer the ridiculously flamboyant styles and blindingly bright colors, along with overly excessive neck adornments...
"Ah, but really it isn't that off the mark, now is it?" Klavier had a knack for getting on Edgeworth's nerves, but unlike Phoenix, he constantly took advantage of it.
"What are you getting at?" Miles hated when people tried to make claims or accusations in the form of a question.
"Hrm? What am I up to? Nothing, of course. I simply think that it's reasonable that I get a chance to be with my boyfreind, no?" Klavier was answering with a question again. Miles was gonna be soooo PISSED tonight. Oh boy.....
"You've got your own aparment! Go shag your BOY-TOY in your own little arena!" Miles really managed to screech that one rather loudly. If he was lucky, Gumshoe mightn't have hear it back at the police station across town.
"My arena?" Klavier DEFINATELY sounded amused at this point. Phoenix breifly thought to himslef that it was possible that Klavier enjoyed getting a rise out of Edgeworth even more than he enjoyed getting a rise out of Apollo.
"Yes, you infuriating, self-centered, over-sexed rockband DIVA! Just ENOUGH already! Must EVERYTHING (he enunciated those first three sylables v-e-ry clearly) be an ARGUMENT with you?"
"I don't know; must it?"
Edgeworth howled. Or maybe it was a groan. Phoenix couldn't telleither way; it wasn't a happy noise.
"No, Klavier" he breathed "I'm sure that there are ways that we can arange for us to bring our respective parteners back to our own places so that there's always someone watching Trucy durring the evenings..."
"Ah, but there's just something so fantastic about TAKING mine in his own home."
Phoenix cringed. Things were gonna start getting explicit if he didn't get them to shut up pretty soon here, and things definately weren't getting any quieter.
"Earhgh!!! You sick bastard! Have you no DECENCY? It is best to not speek of these things in public."
"No, you're right, someone might hear us..."
Miles gave an apreciative sigh as Phoenix heard his footsteps aproaching the door he had been waiting by.
"... just as the whole aprtment complex hear YOU two last night."
Edgeworth's footsteps stopped mid-way through Klavier's sentance.
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me. And we ALL heard you, moaning and begging and--"
"SILNECE. Why.. you petulent little---"
"Alrighty!" This was Phoenix's time to intervene. He pushed his way through the heavy courtroom doors and reveled at the rush of memories and confidence it gave him."Time for YOU two to stop bickering and get back home before the rest of the freindly members of law enforcement get to hear All the Juicy and Explicit details of eachother's sex lives, alright?"
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AN: Whyyyyy???? WHY did this take me nearly and hour to write!!! *sob* It's so late now....
"YOUR turn?" Miles sounded like he was gonna snap at anymoment now, Phoenix tell, by the way his voice was straining as to reamin calm. Hell, Phoenix could practically see Edgeworth's throat tightening with the stress, despite the fact that he and Klavier were arguing in Edgewoth's office.
"Ya. You stayed over last night. Now it's MY turn."
"I was watching Trucy for him!"
"Ya, but he was back by ten, no?"
"That doesn't mean anything HAPPENED."
"DID something happen?"
"....."
"....."
"That's besides the point."
Phoenix snorted to himself as he attemted to surpres his laughter. He really couldn't understand why they didn't get along. They both had crazy siblings. They were both raised in Germany. They shared the same flare for the dramatic both in court and attir;, they both seemed to prefer the ridiculously flamboyant styles and blindingly bright colors, along with overly excessive neck adornments...
"Ah, but really it isn't that off the mark, now is it?" Klavier had a knack for getting on Edgeworth's nerves, but unlike Phoenix, he constantly took advantage of it.
"What are you getting at?" Miles hated when people tried to make claims or accusations in the form of a question.
"Hrm? What am I up to? Nothing, of course. I simply think that it's reasonable that I get a chance to be with my boyfreind, no?" Klavier was answering with a question again. Miles was gonna be soooo PISSED tonight. Oh boy.....
"You've got your own aparment! Go shag your BOY-TOY in your own little arena!" Miles really managed to screech that one rather loudly. If he was lucky, Gumshoe mightn't have hear it back at the police station across town.
"My arena?" Klavier DEFINATELY sounded amused at this point. Phoenix breifly thought to himslef that it was possible that Klavier enjoyed getting a rise out of Edgeworth even more than he enjoyed getting a rise out of Apollo.
"Yes, you infuriating, self-centered, over-sexed rockband DIVA! Just ENOUGH already! Must EVERYTHING (he enunciated those first three sylables v-e-ry clearly) be an ARGUMENT with you?"
"I don't know; must it?"
Edgeworth howled. Or maybe it was a groan. Phoenix couldn't telleither way; it wasn't a happy noise.
"No, Klavier" he breathed "I'm sure that there are ways that we can arange for us to bring our respective parteners back to our own places so that there's always someone watching Trucy durring the evenings..."
"Ah, but there's just something so fantastic about TAKING mine in his own home."
Phoenix cringed. Things were gonna start getting explicit if he didn't get them to shut up pretty soon here, and things definately weren't getting any quieter.
"Earhgh!!! You sick bastard! Have you no DECENCY? It is best to not speek of these things in public."
"No, you're right, someone might hear us..."
Miles gave an apreciative sigh as Phoenix heard his footsteps aproaching the door he had been waiting by.
"... just as the whole aprtment complex hear YOU two last night."
Edgeworth's footsteps stopped mid-way through Klavier's sentance.
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me. And we ALL heard you, moaning and begging and--"
"SILNECE. Why.. you petulent little---"
"Alrighty!" This was Phoenix's time to intervene. He pushed his way through the heavy courtroom doors and reveled at the rush of memories and confidence it gave him."Time for YOU two to stop bickering and get back home before the rest of the freindly members of law enforcement get to hear All the Juicy and Explicit details of eachother's sex lives, alright?"
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AN: Whyyyyy???? WHY did this take me nearly and hour to write!!! *sob* It's so late now....