Authored by my friend Ed... or not...
And the Lord saith...
"Hey! Listen up. I'm omnipotent and omniscient and, well, pretty much everything and anything I want to be, so if I want you to know something, then I will sure as shit tell you right to your face. In flaming letters. I won't mess around. So, with that in mind, please be aware that there are some folks who are pretending to know what I am thinking and speaking as if they are speaking for Me. They are not. I can speak for Myself quite well -- I am pretty much all-powerful, remember. But, you all have Free Will, so I can't go in there and just smite 'em like I used to. They will do what they do and say what they say, but this does not mean I have to sit here with My thumb up My ass. I can inform you that if you have any respect for Me at all as an omniscient, omnipotent being who cares deeply for ALL of you, then you'll understand when I tell you that they are simply talking shit. Put 'em on the news if you like, or let 'em direct how you choose your leaders, or how you vote, or whatever, but I just thought you should know My opinion on the matter. I'm God and I approved this message."
"Hey! Listen up. I'm omnipotent and omniscient and, well, pretty much everything and anything I want to be, so if I want you to know something, then I will sure as shit tell you right to your face. In flaming letters. I won't mess around. So, with that in mind, please be aware that there are some folks who are pretending to know what I am thinking and speaking as if they are speaking for Me. They are not. I can speak for Myself quite well -- I am pretty much all-powerful, remember. But, you all have Free Will, so I can't go in there and just smite 'em like I used to. They will do what they do and say what they say, but this does not mean I have to sit here with My thumb up My ass. I can inform you that if you have any respect for Me at all as an omniscient, omnipotent being who cares deeply for ALL of you, then you'll understand when I tell you that they are simply talking shit. Put 'em on the news if you like, or let 'em direct how you choose your leaders, or how you vote, or whatever, but I just thought you should know My opinion on the matter. I'm God and I approved this message."