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This is one of the greatest forwards i have ever read lol. Seriously though it makes me giggle..a lot.
> A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS
> NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED
UP
> PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTRE OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED
>
> "DAD".
>
> WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER
WITH
> TREMBLING HANDS:
>
> DEAR DAD,
>
> IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE
> WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU.
> I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH
ALL
> HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES.
>
> BUT, IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA
> SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR
> HER AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS
AND
> HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE
> CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO.
>
> BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE AND WE'LL BE
> GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING IT WITH HER FRIENDS FOR ALL THE
> COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME, WE'LL PRAY THAT SCIENCE WILL
> FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER; SHE SURE DESERVES IT!!
>
> DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I KNOW HOW TO
> TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. SOME DAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT SO YOU CAN
GET
> TO KNOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
>
> YOUR SON,
> JOHN
>
> P.S. DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOUR'S HOUSE.
> I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS
> IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT CARD THAT'S IN MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.
>
> I LOVE YOU
> CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO COME HOME.