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[madamadasuckers]

So the monkey king had a birthday. Woohoo. Would've ignored it, but it seems like everyone had to go and point it out. Now the guy's going to keep thinking the whole world revolves around him when really, I bet most of the world didn't care he had a birthday. I know I didn't

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[bujutsu_goth]

What Shishiko said~~ Keigo's ego unfortunately expands beyond just what us mere mortals help reinforce for him~~

[madamadasuckers]

How do you deal with it?

[bujutsu_goth]

By keeping in mind the fact that it could be much worse~~
...Besides, since I'm dating him, he tends to tone it down some around me, since he knows he doesn't have to put up a front with me at all.......Plus, when he does start going on an egofest, I end up pulling out a remote and start pressing the mute button on it until he gets the hint that I want him to be quiet~~

[madamadasuckers]

Still, better you than me.

[bujutsu_goth]

Can't really complain too much, because he does keep things interesting despite it~~ ...Plus I get to have sex with him, which automatically makes everything better and allows my tolerance level to be higher than most~~

[madamadasuckers]

Alright, keep the sex out of it, please. That's just gross.

[bujutsu_goth]

Says you~~ I personally think it's fucking awesome~~ You should be jealous~~

[madamadasuckers]

Jealous that you're screwing a monkey? Says YOU, you beastiality nut.

[bujutsu_goth]

Technically, since he enjoys calling me a beach ape, I'd say that'd make me a monkey also~~ So nah, we're keeping it in the same genetic group~~

[dashishido]

tmi.

[bujutsu_goth]

Stop reading then...It's not like you're actually involved in the conversation anymore anyhow, dumbass...So you're just purposely giving yourself more info than you want to know at this point~~

...
......Pervert~~

[dashishido]

You were the retard who said I should read other people's coversation.

...moron.