New Quote & A Plastic Mother
Read something that me lolz x10 that I'm going to have to make my own phrase: Adorable in that "vertical-cutting" sorta way.
And so I will use it 3 times today, and the phrase will be mine.
Also my folks just left for Mexico. My mom is having her second plastic surgery done which means it's going to look like she went head on with a mack truck again. Lets run totals. *pulls out calculater* ....
-One Face Lift
-One nose job
-One chin tuck
Now lets add onto that:
-One upper lid lift
-One lower lid reduction
-Mini face lift from nose up
She was supposed to ask about some boobies for meh but Nooooooooo, she forgot. *grumble* So I'm out of the Breastie-Mcbigger-Graphy loop this time, maybe next time. She needs to get a boob job herself. Scar marks, let me show them to you. Hopefully she'll listen this time and stay out fo the sun. I cannot say I envy her, I hear they're just doing local anestesia (which means numbing the area, right?) LOLZ! Wince in fear as the surgeon comes at your eyes with a scalpel! Dumbass! She should've chosen to be put to sleep. I think she just got herself confused and thought the shot would put her to sleep, instead of gas to go to sleep.Thats "Adorable in that "vertical-cutting" sorta way." (thats once)
And so I will use it 3 times today, and the phrase will be mine.
Also my folks just left for Mexico. My mom is having her second plastic surgery done which means it's going to look like she went head on with a mack truck again. Lets run totals. *pulls out calculater* ....
-One Face Lift
-One nose job
-One chin tuck
Now lets add onto that:
-One upper lid lift
-One lower lid reduction
-Mini face lift from nose up
She was supposed to ask about some boobies for meh but Nooooooooo, she forgot. *grumble* So I'm out of the Breastie-Mcbigger-Graphy loop this time, maybe next time. She needs to get a boob job herself. Scar marks, let me show them to you. Hopefully she'll listen this time and stay out fo the sun. I cannot say I envy her, I hear they're just doing local anestesia (which means numbing the area, right?) LOLZ! Wince in fear as the surgeon comes at your eyes with a scalpel! Dumbass! She should've chosen to be put to sleep. I think she just got herself confused and thought the shot would put her to sleep, instead of gas to go to sleep.Thats "Adorable in that "vertical-cutting" sorta way." (thats once)