20 person meme.
1. I still love you, with all of my being. No one will ever take your place, in my thoughts or in my heart. I hope someday we'll see each other again, because you're the thing I miss the most. Every love song I hear, every poem I read, I think about you.
2. Stop leaving anonymous comments on my journal. You're the only one who's ever called me an 'uptight, conceited bitch,' so there's no need to be anonymous. The only reason you are being anonymous is so your friends won't think you're a bastard. We know the truth, you god damned douchebag.
3. I really don't know why our friendship ended, but I think it was wrong of you to start disliking me just because of what your friends said. None of them liked me, of course, but then again, none of them knew me.
4. Stop making an effort to be my friend. You freak me out. Please, for my sanity, leave me ALONE!
5. Deep down, I think we're soulmates. Then again, you're an asshole...This tends to confuse me.
6. You used to inspire me to be in individual, and now you inspire me not to be a total bitch like yourself.
7. You + Me = HOT BEATNIK FOLKIE SEX
8. Yesterday, you were 'teh sex.' On the way home today, I think I accidentally insulted you when I called your small statuette of a hindu god 'an orange blobbly thing.' I'm sorry that I totally suck in that regard.
9. You're probably the best teacher I've ever had, not to mention my only source of ranting I've got here. Thanks for listening to me rave about the god damned christian rightists at my school.
10. I really should email again, because at some point, I think I was madly in love with you. I hope your nuptials went well.
11. I really wish someone hadn't shot you. I would drag you with me to some yogis in Tibet and we would have the time of our lives.
12. I always had fun when I was around you, but apparently you bad mouthed me all the time, I'm sorry for that.
13. I admit, I was prejudiced against you in the beginning, and for that I am truly sorry. You were one of the best friends I ever had, and were there for me constantly. I hope someday we can see each other again and listen to the beatles and rock out.
Totally, can't get to 20.