[gender swap]
Okay. I can't be the only one who woke up like this. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to get out of the house to investigate. Oyaji stole my cell phone (something about knowing too many guys) and is apparently thinking about buying a shotgun.
Mom seems to be enjoying this a little too much. She says now I have a good reason to wear that dress you all tried to make me wear for that play- would you believe she actually kept it? Gah. I'm still not wearing it.
Mom seems to be enjoying this a little too much. She says now I have a good reason to wear that dress you all tried to make me wear for that play- would you believe she actually kept it? Gah. I'm still not wearing it.