Kuroko no Basuke DRAMA THEATER 1st GAMES
Track 3 @10:13
Kise: Hahahahaha. We, the evil Miracle Generation, are taking over this city!
Midorin: We don't really get anything out of it, but, we'll be occupying it for a while.
Hyuuga: Hold it right there!
Midorin: That voice... na no da yo!
Hyuuga: I protect peace and harmony on Earth- Saber Sun!
Koganei: Next up, the quiet Saber Mercury! (<-presumably talking about Mitobe XD)
And I, the flashing light- Saber Venus!
Izuki: I will never overlook evil- Saber Moon!
Kagami: Flaming red- Saber Mars!
Tsuchida: I also want to appear sometimes- Saber Saturn!
WE ARE THE DEFENDERS OF BASKETBALL AND WE ARE “THE PLANETS”!
Kise: Whoa, your lines were fabulously mismatched.
Kagami: Shut it! That's what impromptus are for.
Midorin: Hmph! You think an ad-lib hero would be any match against us?
Izuki: You won't know that until we try! Let's do it, guys!
Kagami: Wait a minute! ...I mean, please
Izuki: What's wrong, Saber Mars?
Kagami: I was just thinking, but, I think it's weird that Saber Moon is one of us.
Izuki: Huh?
Kagami: Because the moon isn't a planet. Isn't it the Earth's satellite?
Hyuuga: You're right. Considering you're Kagami, you've perfectly pointed it out.
It can't be helped. Saber Moon, you'll be our back up.
Izuki: WHAT?! Am I the only one who's getting kicked out from the group?!
Kagami: Miracle Generation, you bastards! How dare you make Saber Moon just back up!
Kise: Excuse me?! How's that our fault?
Kagami: Evil is the source of all sadness!
Midorin: That kind of prejudice will lead you astray.
Kagami: Like I care! Take this, Maaars...!
Hyuuga: Dumbass!
Kagami: What the...! Why'd you do that, Saber Sun?
Hyuuga: You really don't know anything, Saber Mars. The first one to make the special move should be the main character- me!
Kagami: You're the main character, Captain?
Hyuga: Obviously! I'm the warrior of the Sun!
Tsuchida: Eh? But the sun isn't a planet either, right?
Izuki: Huh? Hey Saber Sun, wanna join me as back up?
Hyuga: Hoowat! I haven't even done anything at all. I have special moves, and I was planning to do stuff like that fancy spin and to zap people.
Koganei: All right, Saber Saturn! This is where we join all our powers together and unite!
Tsuchida: How'd it suddenly get to that?
Koganei: Because if we don't unite and call him, our robot Kuroko won't be able to make an appearance, right?
Kise: Huh?! Kurokocchi is a robot?
Midorin: Indeed, I thought he won't be joining us.
Kagami: Ha! Even without our giant robot, we'll show you we can win!
sfx: stomp stomp stomp
Kuroko: How mean. I can't believe you weren't going to call me.
Kagami: What the hell, Kuroko! You're huge.
Kuroko: Because I'm supposed to be the giant robot.
Koganei: Robot! Burn everything to ashes!!!
Kuroko: Understood.
Hyuga: Hold it! That's not how a hero of justice...!
Kuroko: Fire on.
sfx: BOOM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (<- Everyone screams from getting blasted LOL)
Koganei: And that’s how we protected peace and harmony on Earth.
-End-
A/N: Hope you had fun with this. I sure had a good laugh ^w^
Used this blog entry as a reference for some confusing parts ^_^
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