☞ oo1; accidental? video.

[mad_still]

[ The Hatter is taking a relatively calm smoke break at a café near Xanadu. He has the following items set on the table in front of him:

1.) an empty tea cup + saucer (in a rather lovely floral maroon, thank you)
2.) a large bottle of the finest? whiskey the City has to offer and

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[mustbemad]

[What is this sight before his eyes?

What is that poor sheep doing?!]

[mustbemad]

[... I'll just be taking the seat across from you, if you don't mind.]

[mad_still]

[ Can't...see... ]

[mustbemad]

[Can you feel that gaze, Hatter?

Can you?]

[mad_still]

[ Shunning. Shunning. ]

...

[mustbemad]

[And after a good long moment]

I simply must ask about the sheep.

[mad_still]

Don't bother me about it. I prefer it to you, at the very least.

[mustbemad]

It will make people suspicious, Mister Hatter.

Not planning on a lamb's ear hat, are you?

[mad_still]

[ Okay, now he's taking a shot even if that's not a bad idea. ]

[mustbemad]

[nfkewlfnkewlf duck and cover- UNDER THE TABLE]

Don't shoot, don't shoot!

[mad_still]

[ shoots and misses but poses 'cause he's a poser like that ]

...You've gotten more useless than usual here, Cat. Next time I'll nick you.

[mustbemad]

Haven't you gotten just as useless as I, Mister Hatter?

[murmured, barely audible, even as he picks himself up]

[mad_still]

I only have a couple of uses I'm obligated to keep to. Whether or not it amounts to anything is a different matter.

[mustbemad]

Ah, ah, same as always.

[But the voice is getting dimmer]

Of course, of course.

[mad_still]

... If that's is all you came to say hurry up and leave faster.

[mustbemad]

[the only sound is the jingle of a bell]