In Which Jessie Gets Caught Playing With Herself By A Bobby Singer Look Alike
I went into my bathroom to play with myself, and so I was you know, standing in the corner and thinking about Dean and stuff, when I heard voices. I looked over at the window and there was this Bobby Singer look-alike, right there. It's a second-floor apartment, and this guy was out on the roof, planning some repair work with his buddy from the sound of it, and BTW nobody is ever out on my roof except Geology Mike when he locks himself out late at night.
Bobby didn't seem to have seen me so I hustled over to the window, and my curtain and curtain rod are a little ghetto BTW, so I went to pull the curtain over because hello, stark naked, but then the rod fell off the wall, and I couldn't get it back in place, and so I had to just stand there holding it. It was SO absurdly comedy-of-errors. Like so fucking contrived, I couldn't believe it was happening.
I got my head together and jumped into the shower, and that was that. Laughed my ass off, because as if, and when I finished my shower they were gone.