Night Fevaaaa
Went to a party tonight. Woo! It was deep in the heart of Brooklyn in somebody's huge-ass basement. Hot party though. I don't think I saw one ugly person there. Gotta admit, I was the only one not drinking. What a loser. I was hit on by 14 guys and 7 girls. I declined all. Again, I say, "What a loser." Well, you know, I have to keep The Boyfriend in consideration. Hopefully, he returns the favor of one-lover-ness. I mean, it's a-okay if he flirts but not if he means it. I'm by no means a jealous person, but I sure can be an impatient one. Especially during my fuckin' period. I hate when people call it things like "time of the month" or... or "Aunt Flow" It's like COME ON! Get a LIFE! It's a god damned period. Just say it, ya pussies.
What's the big deal about what word you use if they all make you imagine bleeding vaginas? Really, people, let's be realistic here.
Sorry, it's just a pet peeve of mine.
Well, back to the party. It was pretty hot. The Boyfriend left a sweet, sweet message on my cell phone. It gave me shivers. Then again, that's just why he's The Boyfriend, ah, The Boyfriend. I'm going to the studio to record tomorrow and as always, I can't wait. The fuckin' artist I am, even though I do it all the damn time, I'm always anxious and excited to go back and finish my demo. Christ, I love it! I want to see Walking Tall with The Rock in it. The Rock is one hot tamale. Damn, that man is fine. He's like Campbell's Soup: plain ol' mmm-mmm good. I'd show 'im a coupla tricks.
Well, anyway, it's 12:17 now and The Boyfriend is supposed to call after he gets home from partying. He parties a lot. Reason for suspicion, I guess, but hey, I'm The Girlfriend. I don't worry about these things, you know? Why worry? It's his loss if he does cheat. Which he won't. Because... um... because.... um... because he just won't damn it! Okay, I'm gonna go now. If I have anything else to say, I'll come back, I guess.
Signed X-
Don't get confused. This is my full name:
Nadezhda Syeda Tariqa Giuliana Janni Habib
But mostly I go by Nadia or Giuliana... so I'm all one person. Maybe potentially schizophrenic, but one person all the same! Ciao!