10 Grammatically Correct Sentences About How I Am Hurting Myself In 2009
My lower back has been in spasm for the last few days.
This morning, the inflatable yoga ball I use as a chair at my desk exploded.
It actually exploded.
There was a large bang.
I fell back onto the floor.
I landed awkwardly, off-balance and twisting.
My back is now much worse.
Considering the beating my face took on New Years, I am encouraged to believe that I am subconsciously kicking my own ass.
If this continues, I may not make it to 2010 in one piece.
Please, great and mighty Universe, do not let me punch myself in the nuts.
This morning, the inflatable yoga ball I use as a chair at my desk exploded.
It actually exploded.
There was a large bang.
I fell back onto the floor.
I landed awkwardly, off-balance and twisting.
My back is now much worse.
Considering the beating my face took on New Years, I am encouraged to believe that I am subconsciously kicking my own ass.
If this continues, I may not make it to 2010 in one piece.
Please, great and mighty Universe, do not let me punch myself in the nuts.