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[mad_meaghan]

So this bloody huge fire that was going to turn us all to screaming, writhing lumps of coal in our beds and burn all our belongings to a tasty charry crisp

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[spnnt]

I'd be lying if I said I'm sorry I missed out on that exciting morning.

[mad_meaghan]

Right.

I bet you set it off.

You did didn't you.

Don't lie I know it was you.

[spnnt]

Oh yes. With the powerful workings of my mind, I set the alarm off from my secret lair of chaos!

[mad_meaghan]

This explains everything!

Now, off with your head.

[spnnt]

But I really like my head attached to my body. I don't think my boss would appreciate it either.

[mad_meaghan]

I think you'd be surprised what bosses don't mind.