From the Department of You Have Got To Be Shitting Me, and Catholic.org:
"'Just as Keanu Reeves fought against the powers of evil...'" I mean, I know there's a vocation crisis in the Catholic Church and all...but...dude. ::boggles::
In other news, the kitty has been very affectionate lately. This morning he didn't want me to put him down, and he just slept on my arm while I checked my flist. I think he thinks I will protect him from the dog. :-)