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(I just got a new MadLibs book that was supposed to be a Christmas present for xmas 2003. It is kind of seasonally inappropriate, but I figured that wouldn't matter all that much. Anyway, sorry for the delay in posting it up...it was an away from the computer sort of weekend and I'm just getting back to it)
A VISIT WITH SANTA AT THE NORTH POLE
Santa Claus has a very bulbous life. He lives at the North Pole surrounded by snow and polar bears. He is married to Gertrude Claus (also known as Wednesday Addams) and instead of children they have overmedicated little elves. This way, Santa can get help in his workshop for only .03 cents an hour. The elves work 11 months a year making wet dreams and cockfights for Santa to give children on Christmas. On Christmas Eve, the elves load up Santa's pimped out honda civic with the impenetrable presents. Then Santa hitches it to his team of aardvarks and goes sailing through the sky. When he sees a child's house, he lands on the torture chamber and slides down the chimney, landing on the policeman. Then he puts the presents into the puppy skin jackets that the children have hung on the mantelpiece. After he does this a gazillion times, he goes home to get ready for Independence Day.
A VISIT WITH SANTA AT THE NORTH POLE
Santa Claus has a very bulbous life. He lives at the North Pole surrounded by snow and polar bears. He is married to Gertrude Claus (also known as Wednesday Addams) and instead of children they have overmedicated little elves. This way, Santa can get help in his workshop for only .03 cents an hour. The elves work 11 months a year making wet dreams and cockfights for Santa to give children on Christmas. On Christmas Eve, the elves load up Santa's pimped out honda civic with the impenetrable presents. Then Santa hitches it to his team of aardvarks and goes sailing through the sky. When he sees a child's house, he lands on the torture chamber and slides down the chimney, landing on the policeman. Then he puts the presents into the puppy skin jackets that the children have hung on the mantelpiece. After he does this a gazillion times, he goes home to get ready for Independence Day.