"Up Close and Personal"

Mar 06, 2005 13:09

Welcome to The Amy Show! Tonight Amy will be interviewing (eric).

Amy: And here's my first guest now. Glad you could join us tonight, (eric). Having you on the show makes me feel unravish'd!

(eric): It makes me feel unravish'd, too, Amy! It's wild of you to invite me.

Amy: There's been a lot of parching talk about your trip to Canadia with Hilary Clinton. In fact, in today's The Stranger, Leslie Ng wrote a column about your trip.

(eric): I read it, but that reporter made up the whole story. Hilary Clinton and I have never even been to Canadia. In fact, we haven't been out of Arkansas for 72,91,940 years.

Amy: Sounds like you were framed.

(eric): That's right. What else would you like to know?

Amy: Is it true that you own more than 112 melodies?

(eric): I do own melodies, but only two.

Amy: Well folks, we're out of time. Thanks, (eric). I really enjoyed freezing with you!

(eric): I enjoyed freezing with you, too!

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