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So, after dinner its a nightly thing where my dad and mom sing to my name or just sing stupid songs. well my dad started getting mad that i wasn't participating in there 16 year old game tonight. You see, My mom thought that i would start playing if she sang louder and more annoying making my dad sing louder because they have to hear themselves sing.. So this is what im betting the neighbours heard.
" Froggy went a courting and he did ride uh huh! FROGGY WENT A COURTING AND HE DID RIDE UH HUH!!! SOMETHIN GBAHADDANBAfsafas!! DONT KNOW THE WORDS GOO DEE DAA YOUR A JERK! UH-HUH!!!!!"
"why did you have to wreck the song?"
" I DIDN'T. THATS HOW IT GOES!!"
"Mom, be quiet!!!!"
"MARY-BELL LOOK UP THE WORDS OFF THE INTERNET!"
"Why aren't you playing mer?!" cries dad really hurt that im not playing his game.
" ARRRGHH!!"
" OHHHH Merryy-belly merry-belly merry-belly..." my mom starts singing the marry-belly song.
" .....Picking your nose and eating it. eating it, eating it, picking your nose and eating it!" my dad sings louder then my mom in hope that i will sing his before i sing moms.
" Bhaha, loser." states heather.
"Argh!!! FINE I'LL LOOK UP THE STUPID WORDS!" i yell. " not like your going to remember them though." a little more softly.
" What did you just call me?!"
"She called you a... dickhead!" replys dad who is upstairs not even close to the rest of us are but decides to convince my mom that i called her a dickhead.
" WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"
" i didn't say anything...!!"
" I HATE YOU ALL!!" mom yells and goes quiet.
The Game Is Now Finished and its news time so you have to be quiet or else no one can hear anything because mom has a deaf ear due to chickens peaking at her when she lived on the farm or something, i dont know the story because it changes everyday. Something about sleeping in the chicken coop to keep away the foxes or wild dogs.
" THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" yells dad everytime.
" It DID tooo!!!! HOW OWULD YOU KNOW JOHN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!" snaps mom who stamps upstairs.
Anyways, im sure you dont want to read my family conversations and your probably understand now why im crazy...so in closing i left a song.
I Have Lost my Underwear
I have lost my underwear,
I don't care, I'll go bare.
Bye, bye longjohns.
They were so very good to me.
Tickled me, Hee, hee, hee.
Bye, bye longjohns.
How I miss that little trap door behind me,
If you see them you know where to find me.
I have lost my underwear.
I don't care, I'll go bare.
Longjohns, Bye, Bye!
" Froggy went a courting and he did ride uh huh! FROGGY WENT A COURTING AND HE DID RIDE UH HUH!!! SOMETHIN GBAHADDANBAfsafas!! DONT KNOW THE WORDS GOO DEE DAA YOUR A JERK! UH-HUH!!!!!"
"why did you have to wreck the song?"
" I DIDN'T. THATS HOW IT GOES!!"
"Mom, be quiet!!!!"
"MARY-BELL LOOK UP THE WORDS OFF THE INTERNET!"
"Why aren't you playing mer?!" cries dad really hurt that im not playing his game.
" ARRRGHH!!"
" OHHHH Merryy-belly merry-belly merry-belly..." my mom starts singing the marry-belly song.
" .....Picking your nose and eating it. eating it, eating it, picking your nose and eating it!" my dad sings louder then my mom in hope that i will sing his before i sing moms.
" Bhaha, loser." states heather.
"Argh!!! FINE I'LL LOOK UP THE STUPID WORDS!" i yell. " not like your going to remember them though." a little more softly.
" What did you just call me?!"
"She called you a... dickhead!" replys dad who is upstairs not even close to the rest of us are but decides to convince my mom that i called her a dickhead.
" WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!"
" i didn't say anything...!!"
" I HATE YOU ALL!!" mom yells and goes quiet.
The Game Is Now Finished and its news time so you have to be quiet or else no one can hear anything because mom has a deaf ear due to chickens peaking at her when she lived on the farm or something, i dont know the story because it changes everyday. Something about sleeping in the chicken coop to keep away the foxes or wild dogs.
" THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" yells dad everytime.
" It DID tooo!!!! HOW OWULD YOU KNOW JOHN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!" snaps mom who stamps upstairs.
Anyways, im sure you dont want to read my family conversations and your probably understand now why im crazy...so in closing i left a song.
I Have Lost my Underwear
I have lost my underwear,
I don't care, I'll go bare.
Bye, bye longjohns.
They were so very good to me.
Tickled me, Hee, hee, hee.
Bye, bye longjohns.
How I miss that little trap door behind me,
If you see them you know where to find me.
I have lost my underwear.
I don't care, I'll go bare.
Longjohns, Bye, Bye!