I HATE monkeys.

[mad_hatter1]

I hate monkeys. Monkeys would have to be the worst creature ever! we are not..and will NEVER be evolved from monkeys. Monkeys are just copied from human when some human decided to screw an extra hairy dumb hairy person which ended up into a monkey!! if i were that parent i would of killed it and put it in my stew and never of let it breed more and more. I hate monkeys. If anyone where to ever buy me a monkey i would call them the worst people/friend in the world. Who wants a monkey. No i changed my mind. i would want a monkey to kick! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I think it would be fun. And for all you weirdos out there who are like " oh monkeys are cute, ohh i love monkeys, they are soo smart" take this foir your sandwich, IF MONKEYS ARE SOO CUTE AND SOO SMART WHY DO THEY HAVE TO EAT BUGS.. IM SURE THEY ARE MORE CAPABLE THEN FINDING A STICK TO JAB INTO AN ANT HILL AND EAT THE BUGS.. BUT WAIT THEY ARE CUTE SO IT DOESN'T MATTER! IT DOES MATTER BECAUSE SHAVE A MONKEY EXCEPT FOR A HAIR LINE AND YOU WOULD HAVE AN OLD WRINKLY MIDGET! PEOPLE DONTTHINK MIDGETS ARE CUTE BUT THEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MONKEYS YET MONKEYS ARE. they are not. and never will be.. They are over rated and people need to see the reality and stupidity of themselves when they favour monkeys.
I hate them.

The End.

ps. if this so much as hurt your feelings about your monkey loving personality kiss my ass because i could care less. wait instead of kissing my ass, kiss a monkeys because im sure you will find it cute when it shits in your face. HAHAHA!