Double Personailty foils Gumlords Plans with world Domination.
Poor Prom rocked my socks and awesome job to the beautiful and most extravigant Alicia. you rock. I was poor prom queen and my lovely king was the CJ laari. how lucky was i?! ahaha proollllyy soooooo lucky. Dancing was fun, i love to dance and they even convinced me to show my grinding skills with the ever so hot Tara. I think that most people were turned on with us. haha.
Yesterday was fun aswell. Kristen came to my house at 10 in the morning claiming that we were going to go to my friends house (Nick and jake... or SHOEGUY.) and go swimming. i convinced the silly kristen that the boys would not be awake so we need to wait. We then waited until 12 and then headed over only to be disappointed because Nick had to go to his moms. So no swimming for us. But that was ok and me and kristen went back to her house to tan. My armpit was doing funky stuff. One moment it would smell nice and the other it would smell bad. But it was only the one. So i got embarrassed because smelling is bad and i came to the conclusion that i have Fungi in my armpit which is hidden deep down in my skin and is making that weird smell. haha.
Along time ago before the confusion that no one remembers except those with double personalities,no one expecting that an evil gum lord would be plotting to take over the world with a plan to corrupt the gum world with a new deadly gum. The gum lord had everything in the bag
(literally is was in a garbage bag for he didn't believe in zip lock or expensive containers) his secret chemical known as chewchlornium, would deteriate the teeth enamal causing the teeth to rot, also as a pro-effect it altered ones look on oneself, making them believe that they ( a toothless zombie) are the most beautiful person in the world. The product went out and millions of teens became addicted to the powerful drug, they were the Gum Lords army and a perfect one at that. Though everything was falling into plan the gum lord did not think of those with skitzophrenia or extreme personality disorders who would only be half effected by the chewcholornium, I Meredith Rex, was on of those fortuate people who had there trusted and loyal second personality to help them out. My friend Tara ( or the second personality) was not effected by the drug, infact she forcefully made me not partake in the stupid chewing by pounding in the side of my head making headaches and skull damage look like kitties on a spring day.
As tara tells it, the gum lord was ready to call his army and take over the world. He put out a message that only those who were addicted could hear. I remember that call, the soft, seductive, ever so loving chewing in my ear. It was calling me, wanting me to come to him. So i packed my things and the frusterated screams and pounding of tara were drownded out by the lustful chewing. We travelled and finally came to his palace, where all was quiet except the gum lords call. Tara finally went karate in my head and kicked my eyeball which snapped me into gear. She then took control over my body, i was now... hot tara. Tara knew she had to stop this madness and she went around back only to come face to face with huge gorilla like gaurds. They came at her but with her lightning fast moves and stilth she killed them before they knew what was coming or excepted her to be dangerous. She let herself into the huge palace.
All was quite, too quite. Meredith woke up from her reverie and was mad beyond a mad cow and told Tara to move up the stairs for the Gum lord is there. We went up the stairs but the stairs suddenly turned into a mountain of balls and we were being sucked down by them, we were going to die in balls.
"the railing" i yell and tara then grabbed hold of the railing and then jumped up on the chandelier. "Swing like tarazan Tara!" and tara then swung and jumped onto the landing.
"Which way to do hear him?" tara asked
" Tara, its always left becuase everyone knows that!"
" i think your wrong, my spidersenses are tingling and i think its right." Tara argued
" you have spider senses? Since when!! can i have spider senses? Tara let me have spider senses..wait no, i dont like spiders" Meredith then got lost in thought about spiders and tara then goes down the hall to the right. She opens the door with the purple light and it slowly creeks open.
" I've been waiting for you" was the reply that we got. How original i think and tara agrees with me that this stupid Gumlord is just like all evil doers with no originality.
Clap clap.
the lights turned on.. and we faced... and we faced!! DEAR GOD! what we faced was the most hottest man alive. He walked up to us and i was captured by his eyes which were refreshing green, like mint.
" Hey baby..." tara then flirts with him and uses her charm to over power him. he is turned on and loves the attention tara is giving him but somehow i think she is becoming intrapted in his hotness. i then kick her eyeball and now its me again. Startling the gumlord and frusterating Tara.
" WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MR IM SO PRETTY!!" i think punch him in the teeth angering tara who then kicks in my teeth. it was a battle feild with me trying to kick the gum lords ass and tara trying to kick my ass for kicking the gum lords. in a desperate attempt to rid the world of his insanity i smashed a huge pack of gum over his head and he broke inhalf....revealing a two headed midget with the poxs and a fungi problem. Tara stopped beating me up in my head and then lashed out at the midget who she threw down the laudry shoot to the hungry lions. The world was saved and Tara and i went for ice cream.
The End.
Yesterday was fun aswell. Kristen came to my house at 10 in the morning claiming that we were going to go to my friends house (Nick and jake... or SHOEGUY.) and go swimming. i convinced the silly kristen that the boys would not be awake so we need to wait. We then waited until 12 and then headed over only to be disappointed because Nick had to go to his moms. So no swimming for us. But that was ok and me and kristen went back to her house to tan. My armpit was doing funky stuff. One moment it would smell nice and the other it would smell bad. But it was only the one. So i got embarrassed because smelling is bad and i came to the conclusion that i have Fungi in my armpit which is hidden deep down in my skin and is making that weird smell. haha.
Along time ago before the confusion that no one remembers except those with double personalities,no one expecting that an evil gum lord would be plotting to take over the world with a plan to corrupt the gum world with a new deadly gum. The gum lord had everything in the bag
(literally is was in a garbage bag for he didn't believe in zip lock or expensive containers) his secret chemical known as chewchlornium, would deteriate the teeth enamal causing the teeth to rot, also as a pro-effect it altered ones look on oneself, making them believe that they ( a toothless zombie) are the most beautiful person in the world. The product went out and millions of teens became addicted to the powerful drug, they were the Gum Lords army and a perfect one at that. Though everything was falling into plan the gum lord did not think of those with skitzophrenia or extreme personality disorders who would only be half effected by the chewcholornium, I Meredith Rex, was on of those fortuate people who had there trusted and loyal second personality to help them out. My friend Tara ( or the second personality) was not effected by the drug, infact she forcefully made me not partake in the stupid chewing by pounding in the side of my head making headaches and skull damage look like kitties on a spring day.
As tara tells it, the gum lord was ready to call his army and take over the world. He put out a message that only those who were addicted could hear. I remember that call, the soft, seductive, ever so loving chewing in my ear. It was calling me, wanting me to come to him. So i packed my things and the frusterated screams and pounding of tara were drownded out by the lustful chewing. We travelled and finally came to his palace, where all was quiet except the gum lords call. Tara finally went karate in my head and kicked my eyeball which snapped me into gear. She then took control over my body, i was now... hot tara. Tara knew she had to stop this madness and she went around back only to come face to face with huge gorilla like gaurds. They came at her but with her lightning fast moves and stilth she killed them before they knew what was coming or excepted her to be dangerous. She let herself into the huge palace.
All was quite, too quite. Meredith woke up from her reverie and was mad beyond a mad cow and told Tara to move up the stairs for the Gum lord is there. We went up the stairs but the stairs suddenly turned into a mountain of balls and we were being sucked down by them, we were going to die in balls.
"the railing" i yell and tara then grabbed hold of the railing and then jumped up on the chandelier. "Swing like tarazan Tara!" and tara then swung and jumped onto the landing.
"Which way to do hear him?" tara asked
" Tara, its always left becuase everyone knows that!"
" i think your wrong, my spidersenses are tingling and i think its right." Tara argued
" you have spider senses? Since when!! can i have spider senses? Tara let me have spider senses..wait no, i dont like spiders" Meredith then got lost in thought about spiders and tara then goes down the hall to the right. She opens the door with the purple light and it slowly creeks open.
" I've been waiting for you" was the reply that we got. How original i think and tara agrees with me that this stupid Gumlord is just like all evil doers with no originality.
Clap clap.
the lights turned on.. and we faced... and we faced!! DEAR GOD! what we faced was the most hottest man alive. He walked up to us and i was captured by his eyes which were refreshing green, like mint.
" Hey baby..." tara then flirts with him and uses her charm to over power him. he is turned on and loves the attention tara is giving him but somehow i think she is becoming intrapted in his hotness. i then kick her eyeball and now its me again. Startling the gumlord and frusterating Tara.
" WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MR IM SO PRETTY!!" i think punch him in the teeth angering tara who then kicks in my teeth. it was a battle feild with me trying to kick the gum lords ass and tara trying to kick my ass for kicking the gum lords. in a desperate attempt to rid the world of his insanity i smashed a huge pack of gum over his head and he broke inhalf....revealing a two headed midget with the poxs and a fungi problem. Tara stopped beating me up in my head and then lashed out at the midget who she threw down the laudry shoot to the hungry lions. The world was saved and Tara and i went for ice cream.
The End.