Junk from the Garbage.
Today was a pretty good day.
I found out who shoe guy is and his name is jake, his locker is right across from mine and he likes to googly-eye my coffee in the morning. He also has a nice smile and it makes my day. Anyways. This guy decided that stepping on my shoe all day was going ot be fun. So im walking down the hall waving to people and out of no where he steps on my shoe and it practically comes off so i trip and look around and he is laughing at me and says: bet you didn't see that one coming...
Of course i didn't see that one coming because he was behind me. Then im opening up my locker and i get a tap tap on the shoulder, i look and no one is there... look on the other side and there he is laughing again. Next, im heading down the hall and he is coming the other way in the crowded hallway he gets in my way so i have to bump into all these people. Well..its home time (finally) and there he is standing there with his white shoes on and im thinking oh he is going to get it! i pack my bag walk right up to him and shoe rape him. mwhaha. i stepped all over his perfect shoes and then walked away as if nothing happened. it made me laugh.
Now im talking to brad about who should make the first move and relationships and stuff. I think that i should just let myself go and become a nun, how awesome would it be to be fat, have some of my hair missing in parts and to wear a black dress all my life!! i wouldn't have to BE a nun. i would just dress like one and then carry a cane with me and hit people with it.
People have been complaining that im too rough and hurt them. Well im sorry, i cant help it because thats the way i was brought up. Im going to try to be more "gentle" though. you know.. try to not punch and hit and stuff. then maybe people will not be scared that im going to hurt them. This is a good plan. I want to play road hockey. Really erallu really ewalllul bad.
The End.
I found out who shoe guy is and his name is jake, his locker is right across from mine and he likes to googly-eye my coffee in the morning. He also has a nice smile and it makes my day. Anyways. This guy decided that stepping on my shoe all day was going ot be fun. So im walking down the hall waving to people and out of no where he steps on my shoe and it practically comes off so i trip and look around and he is laughing at me and says: bet you didn't see that one coming...
Of course i didn't see that one coming because he was behind me. Then im opening up my locker and i get a tap tap on the shoulder, i look and no one is there... look on the other side and there he is laughing again. Next, im heading down the hall and he is coming the other way in the crowded hallway he gets in my way so i have to bump into all these people. Well..its home time (finally) and there he is standing there with his white shoes on and im thinking oh he is going to get it! i pack my bag walk right up to him and shoe rape him. mwhaha. i stepped all over his perfect shoes and then walked away as if nothing happened. it made me laugh.
Now im talking to brad about who should make the first move and relationships and stuff. I think that i should just let myself go and become a nun, how awesome would it be to be fat, have some of my hair missing in parts and to wear a black dress all my life!! i wouldn't have to BE a nun. i would just dress like one and then carry a cane with me and hit people with it.
People have been complaining that im too rough and hurt them. Well im sorry, i cant help it because thats the way i was brought up. Im going to try to be more "gentle" though. you know.. try to not punch and hit and stuff. then maybe people will not be scared that im going to hurt them. This is a good plan. I want to play road hockey. Really erallu really ewalllul bad.
The End.