Mar 06, 2004 14:27
So me and heather are studying for our tests for school. And if you have ever been around us when we study we get very crazy, and when we study together at the kitchen table all hell breaks lose... as we study we yell out differen't things. because heather is doing art history its all Boobs, penis's, bums, and naked status. So as we're sitting there and all is quiet heather yells out
" this guy really likes boobs.... and BUMS!!!" which then makes me break out into song and about Boobs and bums.
" I like BOOOBS!! and i like BUMMSS.. i like BOOBS AND BUMMS!!! Put them together and we'll have some fun! OHHHH BOOTS AND BUM BOOTS AND BUMS ADD A LITTLE SCROTUM...BOOBS AND BUMS, BOOBS AND BUMS ADD A LITTLE SCROTUM!!" heather then joins in and the whole house is filled with the singing and laughing of boobs and bums with scrotums. after a few minutes this dies down and then quiet once more...until heather comments on a statues Doodle...(penis.)
" In this picture his doodle looks really small right, but in real life.. i bet you its Gigantic!" which makes me break out ones more into song...
" Doodle, doodle, doodle, i made it out of clay, and if you spin it fast enough it will really make my day." heather then comments that doodle sounds like Dildo and then we break out even louder to sing
" DILDO! DILDO! DILDO! I MADE IT OUT OF CLAY, AND IF YOU SPIN IT FAST ENOUGH IT WILL REALLY MAKE MY DAY! Hey hey!" this went on for a long time because we have to go through many variations like opera, rock, and a round where one person sings and the other joins in, plus we have hand gestures with the song. and the funniest part of all is that our house echos due to Cathedral ceilings. We also get easily distracted by the cat who likes to lick herself infront of us and that drives us crazy because its gross to have to watch a cat lick her butt...so we play the game Throw Something At Her And See If We Can Hit Her ( it is known that the rex's have the worst aim...) so as we throw Klenex balls after Klenex balls at her, and various paper, the cat dosen't move but keeps on licking her butt.
"Damn it!!!" heather yells and slams her hand down on the table and startles the cat...
" hey i think if we start banging around she will stop" from me who starts banging my foot on the ground and heather on the table. The cat then gets up in a state of shock to run by heather who then grabs her tail.
" Thats what you get!!!!! If you stop walking away it wont hurt!" as the cat keeps trying to walk away while heather is still holding onto her tail.
" Aaaaaaaeeeeehhhhffffdddddddd!!!!!" yells the cat in frusteration and pain.
"Heather let her go!" I exclaim.
" No, not until she learns."
We both go back to our studying. Heather is hungry and starts complaining so i made her a tuna sandwich but instead of adding Celery, because we didn't have any, i had to improvise... and what could look like celery, smell like celery, and taste like celery?? Cucumber. So i chopped up cucumber and hoped that it would do. heather ate it with glee and thought that the cucumber was a good touch.
So the moral of the story is, Studying can be fun when you make up songs to help you remember.
Theeee End.