Stupid Monkey Man
So thre was this guy and he was like hey im a monkeyman, and he climbed a tree. well he was soo stuck on being a monkey that he didn't come down unless he wanted to pick bugs out of peoples hair. so im walking by this guy in his tree and he comes down and tries to steal my umbrella so i stab him in the eye and watch as he falls to the ground. I then proceed to kick him becuase i hate monkeys. he learned his leason and grew up and became a giraffe who is now in my backyard tied to the doorknob in my room. We are best friends.
The End.
The End.