Holy craps the wind blew me away... LITERALLY!
WhoooooWeeee!!! that wind is pretty windy out there eh? well i was walking home from today singing the " HERE I COME AND I WANT TO GO HOME..." outloud and i dont know the words so i made them up something like " Hey mr talaban ( this changed to telly man because it made more sense to me or i would just slur the tal part so it would be like taldjskladksal) give me a baawwnANaa... here i come and i want to go home.. hey, HEy hey hey hey hey heyyyy!! Here i come and i want to go home!!!" damn now the other me is singing it in my head!
Anyways, im walking home and all a sudden the wind is like im going to pick you up becuase you look like a fun person to swing around with. So up i went and around and upside down, if it was sex im sure it was the best sex ever because i had soo much fun. Mr. wind and i went all over the place though, It then took me to its land of the winds and changed into a human form and introduced me to all its friends they were nice... all was nice until it wouldn't let me go home.
" You shall never leave you shall be my bride!"
well i was scared crapless because i didn't want to be its bride, i had to get away. So i ran into the wind palace and guess what i found!? A MAGIC CARPET!!! i sit down on the magic carpet and i sing the magic carpet wish... "come magic carpet giveme a bawwnanaanaa!! Here i come andi want to go home!!" well that carpet sprang to life and swished me out of the window where aladin was waiting and im like TAKE IT STREET RAT! and he got upset and starting singing that stupid song.. "Street rat...Riff rat! I dont like that!! Just a little hungry!!" We got out of that wacked up place though but the wind guys were soon up carpets butt, carpet went zoom zoom up and down and sideways and that through off the windy guys just long enough to get me home. Magic carpet decided to stay because he liked my room so now we is my carpet by my bed.
The End.
Anyways, im walking home and all a sudden the wind is like im going to pick you up becuase you look like a fun person to swing around with. So up i went and around and upside down, if it was sex im sure it was the best sex ever because i had soo much fun. Mr. wind and i went all over the place though, It then took me to its land of the winds and changed into a human form and introduced me to all its friends they were nice... all was nice until it wouldn't let me go home.
" You shall never leave you shall be my bride!"
well i was scared crapless because i didn't want to be its bride, i had to get away. So i ran into the wind palace and guess what i found!? A MAGIC CARPET!!! i sit down on the magic carpet and i sing the magic carpet wish... "come magic carpet giveme a bawwnanaanaa!! Here i come andi want to go home!!" well that carpet sprang to life and swished me out of the window where aladin was waiting and im like TAKE IT STREET RAT! and he got upset and starting singing that stupid song.. "Street rat...Riff rat! I dont like that!! Just a little hungry!!" We got out of that wacked up place though but the wind guys were soon up carpets butt, carpet went zoom zoom up and down and sideways and that through off the windy guys just long enough to get me home. Magic carpet decided to stay because he liked my room so now we is my carpet by my bed.
The End.