Transparent Shirts and Stinky Missions.

Mar 04, 2004 16:47

Doowaa doowaa dooowaa! ( theme music..sorta jazzy/swing so snap your fingers!)
Alright. Today was the same as anyother day except that i found out my shirt was see-through when you pull it out...haha funnny discovery because i got peanut butter on my boob from my sandwich, so i pulled out my shirt to rub it off when i noticed that i could see through it. Well being shocked, i yelled out "is it just me or is my shirt See-through?" it become apparent that when you pull the shirt out your exposed to the world which probably would suck if you weren't wearing a bra.. EWW thats gross.... (thank goodness i was wearing mine baha.) anyways, the shirt only become transparent when stretched out but when placed back on the skin it become solid and good. Thats the end of my day.
So i was thinking about When you have to sit beside someone who smells and you know what the smell is ( which isn't good mind you.) but you cant place your finger on it and it drives you insane. How this thought came about is this: There is this weird stench in my math class and i swear its like egg fart or something. But the thing about this is that when you sit near someone who smells you get the feeling or thought that it is you that is stinky, so you leave to go to the bathroom to check it out and its not you (and your releaved) but now you have this goal or curiousity to find out who is it that smells like this foul unearthly smell. And lets face it, you have to make it into a secret mission because you just cant walk around smelling everyone right? so you have to casually go up to someone and ask for a pencil while taking a deeeep inbreath of air or pretending to yawn. This is my mission, to find the stinky person. its like Where is Waldo? it comes from the east though and this might incline that it is from the person to my north...or north east! anyways, i'll be letting you guys know when i find Where is Stinky. Talking of stinky, im pretty stinky right now due to cheap guys deoderant and working out. Ya whats with that?! aren't guys suppost to have stronger smelling deoderant then girls? They sweat more, are more active, and dont shower as much, so you think that wearing mens deodarent would prevent a little girl to smell like BO! well its not BO its just sweat smell, with a guyish smell mixed together...Anyways this is probably grossing you out.
THEEEEE ENDDDDDD!
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