My Room Mate Matt's Poem :P
Well, Matt wrote the most hillarious stuff in his creative writing class in high school and luckilly, he saved his poems. This one and other can be found at his livejournal: apstats. Please, check 'em out... Bitches.
:: Aliens Exist! ::
If I found there were aliens living under my bed I wouldn't be too surprised. I'm
not going to tell you about how there was a big mess under my bed and that i don't
really know what was hiding under the blah, blah, blah. I wouldn't be surprised
because aliens always seem to find horrible places to hide from authorities. I
heard earlier this month three Cubans put themselves into a box and mailed
themselves to the U.S. That brings up another point. Aliens are extremely dumb.
I once saw an alien that thought pi was exactly equal to three. I am actually
quite surprised that they got under my bed. Aliens are a very lazy people, quite
like the blacks. So back to the main question, what would I do if I found there
were aliens living under my bed. Well everyone, including me, would hate to have
an alien living under there bed, and everyone, again including me, would much
rather have a dead alien under their bed, so I'd take out my gun and make this
world just the slightest bit better.
:: Aliens Exist! ::
If I found there were aliens living under my bed I wouldn't be too surprised. I'm
not going to tell you about how there was a big mess under my bed and that i don't
really know what was hiding under the blah, blah, blah. I wouldn't be surprised
because aliens always seem to find horrible places to hide from authorities. I
heard earlier this month three Cubans put themselves into a box and mailed
themselves to the U.S. That brings up another point. Aliens are extremely dumb.
I once saw an alien that thought pi was exactly equal to three. I am actually
quite surprised that they got under my bed. Aliens are a very lazy people, quite
like the blacks. So back to the main question, what would I do if I found there
were aliens living under my bed. Well everyone, including me, would hate to have
an alien living under there bed, and everyone, again including me, would much
rather have a dead alien under their bed, so I'd take out my gun and make this
world just the slightest bit better.