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i love these magickle sleeping pills of mine because they allow me the chance to see what it's like to sleep through my alarm! i had never gotten to do that before this year and truly, what a joyous experience! :P
actually i DIDN'T sleep through the alarm, but whenever i actually get my ass up to go to adolescent literature i always end up angrier than if i did sleep through it because really that class is such shit and i know it's been said before and pointless to ask, but why are english majors so ugly. is it a prerequisite? is that why i never know what's going on in those classes? did i miss the prereq of how-to groom myself [or neglect to, thereof]in the manner of a troll? the worst part is they still insist on talking like they're normal, vaguely human-looking beings with the right to their own retarded opinions! seriously it's like a fucked up version of brave new world where the epsilons or whatever they're called took over and won't shut the fuck up. if such is the case, where's my soma?
wait, did i just make a really weak reference to a bad book and pretend like i'm superior for doing it? i've been stuck in this shithole for so long i'm becoming one of them, oh woe!
the last panel is in reference to a discussion JR and i had yesterday about the native american church and peyote. i think it's ridiculous that indians from OKLAHOMA are allowed to do peyote if they are in the native american church. am i just being an ignorant asshole, or does anyone else think that to be able to claim membership, you should maybe belong to a tribe from an area where peyote actually, naturally grows [i'm pretty sure the prarie is not one of these places]? and not just say, "oh, hey, i'm 1/16th blackfoot or some shit like that, WHERE'S MY DRUGS?" talk about degrading and reducing a culture to stereotypes!
i also realized that pretty much the only reason i smoke is so i can flick the butts at cars and/or people i don't like. that is just about the only reason to do anything.
actually i DIDN'T sleep through the alarm, but whenever i actually get my ass up to go to adolescent literature i always end up angrier than if i did sleep through it because really that class is such shit and i know it's been said before and pointless to ask, but why are english majors so ugly. is it a prerequisite? is that why i never know what's going on in those classes? did i miss the prereq of how-to groom myself [or neglect to, thereof]in the manner of a troll? the worst part is they still insist on talking like they're normal, vaguely human-looking beings with the right to their own retarded opinions! seriously it's like a fucked up version of brave new world where the epsilons or whatever they're called took over and won't shut the fuck up. if such is the case, where's my soma?
wait, did i just make a really weak reference to a bad book and pretend like i'm superior for doing it? i've been stuck in this shithole for so long i'm becoming one of them, oh woe!
the last panel is in reference to a discussion JR and i had yesterday about the native american church and peyote. i think it's ridiculous that indians from OKLAHOMA are allowed to do peyote if they are in the native american church. am i just being an ignorant asshole, or does anyone else think that to be able to claim membership, you should maybe belong to a tribe from an area where peyote actually, naturally grows [i'm pretty sure the prarie is not one of these places]? and not just say, "oh, hey, i'm 1/16th blackfoot or some shit like that, WHERE'S MY DRUGS?" talk about degrading and reducing a culture to stereotypes!
i also realized that pretty much the only reason i smoke is so i can flick the butts at cars and/or people i don't like. that is just about the only reason to do anything.