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Sep 03, 2006 01:09

so...why cant i get a boyfriend???

3 Reasons:

1. like...a good 45% of guys...are gay
2. another 54% are choosing another way to send themselves to Hell...you know, sex, drugs, alcohol, pride, you name it they do it
3. I am simply not attracted to the lats 1%

So....maybe I wont ever have a relationship or get married and all that jazz....you know...I'm totally ok with that...God might just have other plans!

oh, and, BTW

ROLL TIDE!!!! Game day '06 was amazing!~
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